Quote:
Originally Posted by coreseller
A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband,
'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.
I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
And then the fight started
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Bwahahahahaa, I am so going to use that one! Trust me the chance will arise.