China Unveils Boxster Prototype

[RandallNeighbour]

Autoweek is going to publish this spy pic of the 2006, 1 calf powered, high torque coupe in response to the growing need for luxury sport coupes in China.

Selling points:
- Comes with driver, who has excellent visability just behind the calf. Should the calf relieve himself, no fertilizer will be overlooked for others to find and use.
- All emissions can be used for drinking or fertilizer. The most environmentally friendly vehicle of its kind.
- Uses a wide variety of fuel, easily found on the side of the road. Never get stranded again!
- Room for ten inside the passenger compartment if calf is fully fed and rested and passengers are of average weight and size.

Now here's a good idea for this new thread... what selling points would you add for the marketing brochures and TV commercials?