09-21-2018, 04:34 PM
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We've all been there...
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1999 996 C2 - sold - bought back - sold for more
1997 Spec Boxster BSR #254
1979 911 SC
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09-21-2018, 04:41 PM
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Certified Boxster Addict
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Sorry for the back to back posts but I couldn't resist sharing this one too...
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1999 996 C2 - sold - bought back - sold for more
1997 Spec Boxster BSR #254
1979 911 SC
POC Licensed DE/TT Instructor
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09-21-2018, 07:30 PM
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Registered User
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09-22-2018, 04:51 PM
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Porsche "Purist"
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Wisconsin
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1998 Boxster with 7.8 DME, 2005 3.6 liter/325 hp, Variocam Plus, 996 Instrument panel
2001 Boxster original owner. I installed used motor at 89k.
1987 924S. 2002 996TT. PST-2
Owned and repaired Porsches since 1974. Porsche: It's not driving, it's therapy.
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09-22-2018, 04:53 PM
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Porsche "Purist"
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1998 Boxster with 7.8 DME, 2005 3.6 liter/325 hp, Variocam Plus, 996 Instrument panel
2001 Boxster original owner. I installed used motor at 89k.
1987 924S. 2002 996TT. PST-2
Owned and repaired Porsches since 1974. Porsche: It's not driving, it's therapy.
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09-22-2018, 04:56 PM
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Porsche "Purist"
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1998 Boxster with 7.8 DME, 2005 3.6 liter/325 hp, Variocam Plus, 996 Instrument panel
2001 Boxster original owner. I installed used motor at 89k.
1987 924S. 2002 996TT. PST-2
Owned and repaired Porsches since 1974. Porsche: It's not driving, it's therapy.
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12-15-2018, 05:11 PM
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Certified Boxster Addict
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1999 996 C2 - sold - bought back - sold for more
1997 Spec Boxster BSR #254
1979 911 SC
POC Licensed DE/TT Instructor
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03-21-2019, 09:50 PM
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LOl. This made my day.
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04-07-2019, 07:53 AM
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Hear about new restaurant called Karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve.
I know one of restaurants for sale in Germany https://tranio.com/commercial/germany/retail-property/restaurant/ which is being sold due to not having menu... It was their concept that you sit down there and the waiter brings you a any dish. Like a surprise me concept.
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03-26-2020, 02:04 PM
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Motorist & Coffee Drinker
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Location: Oklahoma
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I'm surprised how deep this thread was buried. How about some fresh (non-political) humor.
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03-26-2020, 05:49 PM
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Porsche "Purist"
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Wisconsin
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1998 Boxster with 7.8 DME, 2005 3.6 liter/325 hp, Variocam Plus, 996 Instrument panel
2001 Boxster original owner. I installed used motor at 89k.
1987 924S. 2002 996TT. PST-2
Owned and repaired Porsches since 1974. Porsche: It's not driving, it's therapy.
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03-26-2020, 06:06 PM
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Porsche "Purist"
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Location: Wisconsin
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Mid Life Crisis
A man in his 40's bought a new Porsche boxster convertible and was out for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair, and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 90 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him. "There's no way they can catch a Porsche," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 100, 120.... then the reality of the situation hit him. "What the hell am I doing?" he thought and pulled over. The cop came up to him, took his license without a word, and examined it and the car. "It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift, and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go." The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back." "Have a nice weekend," said the officer
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1998 Boxster with 7.8 DME, 2005 3.6 liter/325 hp, Variocam Plus, 996 Instrument panel
2001 Boxster original owner. I installed used motor at 89k.
1987 924S. 2002 996TT. PST-2
Owned and repaired Porsches since 1974. Porsche: It's not driving, it's therapy.
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04-22-2020, 05:59 AM
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This one had me cracking up:
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04-22-2020, 07:38 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Stroked & Blown
This one had me cracking up:
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Best of them all. So far...
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04-22-2020, 11:02 AM
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NewUserName
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Theoretical Commodities Trader Explodes Into Flash Of Pure Energy While Attempting To Buy Negative-Priced Oil
From The Onion.
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04-23-2020, 12:24 PM
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Location: In the garage...
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spotted recently - must've been a Buy 1 Get 7 Free sale at PepBoys...
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"Cool Prius!" - Nobody
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04-23-2020, 05:30 PM
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Racer Boy
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Location: Seattle, WA
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Too bad they are mounted backwards...
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07-01-2020, 07:14 PM
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Motorist & Coffee Drinker
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Location: Oklahoma
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07-02-2020, 04:56 PM
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I saw this a while ago in another thread, but I think it deserves to be in this "Funny" thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4wCYLTy-6w
(It's the "Sir, it's a Boxster" video, for those who don't care to see it again. I've seen it a dozen times and I still get a chuckle.)
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2002 Boxster Base - Arctic Silver - Tiptronic
2010 Subaru Forester
1980 Ford C-8000 Custom Cab Emergency-One Fire Truck
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"I never lose. I either win or I learn." -Nelson Mandela
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08-19-2020, 04:48 AM
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Missing Person Report: Husband to Police Officer
Husband: My wife is missing. She drove to the grocery story yesterday and has not come home.
Officer: Age?
Husband: I'm not sure. Somewhere between 50 and 60. We don't do birthdays.
Officer: Height?
Husband: I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
OFFICER : Weight?
Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
OFFICER : Color of eyes?
Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.
OFFICER : Color of hair?
Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can't remember.
OFFICER : What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.
OFFICER : What kind of vehicle?
Husband: She took my car.
OFFICER : What kind of car was it?
Husband : A 2017 Porsche 911 Turbo S Cabriolet, Carmine red, 580 horsepower, all-wheel drive, rear-wheel steering, Bose audio, HID headlights, active suspension management, sport exhaust, 20-inch wheels, torque-vectoring rear differential, navigation, rain-sensing wipers, Bluetooth, HomeLink, Apple Play integration, dual-zone climate control, cruise control, heated side mirrors, and keyless entry. I added special Pirelli P-Zero Corsa N0 tires. It has a custom carbon fiber spoiler and front wings, under-glow wheel well lighting ... At this point the husband started choking up.
OFFICER : Take it easy sir, we'll find your car.
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