OOOH also could I get a video of it revving? I want to hear your exhaust mods.

I'm very interested in your boxster. I just have a few questions:
Could I see the vin number?
Do you have the ventilated seats?
Have you gotten an alignment since you swerved around that deer?
Do you have service records? I see some pictures of them on your photobucket account, but they are too blurry to read.
Is the "flywheel seal" that you replaced the infamous Rear Main Seal (RMS)?
Could you willingly sell this car to a college student and not stay awake at night, wracked with guilt?