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View Poll Results: Has your Porsche ever gotten you laid?
Yes 11 18.03%
Probably, I did *some* work, but it helped 5 8.20%
I am married, BUT I think it would have helped if I wasn't married 14 22.95%
I am married, BUT I think it would NOT have helped 4 6.56%
I think having the Porsche has helped 3 4.92%
Not sure, but it didn't hurt having the Porsche 6 9.84%
Nope, women/men do not care at all 2 3.28%
No 6 9.84%
I've never had a woman/man notice the Porsche 1 1.64%
My other car did better with the ladies (PUT CAR IN COMMENTS) 1 1.64%
This poll is stupid and I'm not going to answer (arms crossed, scowl on face, pouts in corner) 8 13.11%
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Old 09-21-2015, 01:01 PM   #26
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My cars only ever attract dudes, so no none of my cars have helped me to get laid. I need to take up yoga or something!~
Here's a helpful hint for single guys: go to a grocery store and pick up a bouquet of flowers. Carry them around in your cart. The assumption will be made that you are going on a date (you must be dressed well), and therefore, available. Every woman in the store will look at you. One may even follow you out to your car.

At least that’s what happened to hubs last week, when he picked up a surprise bouquet for me.

Don’t worry, I often remind him that I AM the trophy wife.
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