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View Poll Results: Has your Porsche ever gotten you laid?
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Yes
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18.03% |
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Probably, I did *some* work, but it helped
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8.20% |
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I am married, BUT I think it would have helped if I wasn't married
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22.95% |
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I am married, BUT I think it would NOT have helped
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6.56% |
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I think having the Porsche has helped
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4.92% |
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Not sure, but it didn't hurt having the Porsche
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9.84% |
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Nope, women/men do not care at all
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3.28% |
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No
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9.84% |
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I've never had a woman/man notice the Porsche
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1.64% |
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My other car did better with the ladies (PUT CAR IN COMMENTS)
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1.64% |
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This poll is stupid and I'm not going to answer (arms crossed, scowl on face, pouts in corner)
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09-21-2015, 10:17 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Houston, Texas
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Answer is flatly no, but I did get screwed on the purchase and screwed repeatedly on repairs until I bought some tools and now I just get screwed on the cost of parts!
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09-21-2015, 10:58 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2014
Location: Listowel, Ontario, Canada
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You need a Boxster to get laid? Man, you are doing something wrong!
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2011 Boxster 987.2 Arctic silver / Black leather, PDK with Sports Chrono Package Plus
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09-21-2015, 03:03 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2015
Location: Huntsville, Alabama
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Quote:
Originally Posted by RandallNeighbour
Answer is flatly no, but I did get screwed on the purchase and screwed repeatedly on repairs until I bought some tools and now I just get screwed on the cost of parts!
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You must be the happiest man alive!
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09-21-2015, 04:43 PM
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2006 987
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: st. louis
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Quote:
Originally Posted by My_Name_is_Dan
You must be the happiest man alive!
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except he's the catcher not the pitcher in this situation 
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2006 987 2.7 manual silver/black, PASM, OEM drilled rotors, heated seats
1998 986 2.5 manual black/tan with bad engine = SOLD
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09-21-2015, 11:20 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: Georgia
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My cars only ever attract dudes, so no none of my cars have helped me to get laid. I need to take up yoga or something!~
Last edited by BoxsterLS376; 09-21-2015 at 11:26 AM.
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09-21-2015, 12:01 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BoxsterLS376
My cars only ever attract dudes, so no none of my cars have helped me to get laid. I need to take up yoga or something!~
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Here's a helpful hint for single guys: go to a grocery store and pick up a bouquet of flowers. Carry them around in your cart. The assumption will be made that you are going on a date (you must be dressed well), and therefore, available. Every woman in the store will look at you. One may even follow you out to your car.
At least that’s what happened to hubs last week , when he picked up a surprise bouquet for me.
Don’t worry, I often remind him that I AM the trophy wife. 
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Speed has never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary… that’s what gets you. – Jeremy Clarkson
Last edited by Porsche Chick; 09-21-2015 at 12:20 PM.
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09-21-2015, 03:15 PM
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and here I thought bigjake would have made this thread lol
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09-21-2015, 05:33 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: Greenville, S.C.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fintro11
and here I thought bigjake would have made this thread lol
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Hey now, just because I am young doesn't mean I kiss and tell...
Well, I'd at least choose a better vernacular than "get laid."
It is great to use the car as a filter though, outside of gold diggers the car attracts the right type of girl as the kind of girl into a guy with a bro truck has no interest!
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09-21-2015, 07:50 PM
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Join Date: May 2013
Location: Oklahoma City
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With my lackluster "romantic history" I couldn't get lucky if I had a 12" solid gold penis that dispensed bon-bons!
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"Remember, I'm pulling for ya! We're all in this together."
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09-22-2015, 03:35 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: S. New Jersey
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Not Laid
Free hair styling
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2002 S - old school third pedal
Seal Grey
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09-22-2015, 06:22 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Riverside, CA
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Yes, I get Laid under the car when changing oil, spark plugs, after market mufflers etc.
I know the car would help with casual sex too as its all about what goes on in the girls head that turns her on to you.
A classy suit, hot car and a witty attitude will get into her head in a powerful way and your carnal desires satisfied in short order IF you have the know how.
However if you think that the car alone will do it without the knowledge and game, then you'll be sadly disappointed.
The car can not make up for personality, its just like fishing, the car is a lure but its up to your knowledge and skill to be able to set the hook and reel her in.
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"It broke because it wants to be Upgraded "
2012 Porsche Performance Driving School - SanDiego region
2001 Boxster S, Top Speed muffler, (Fred's) Mini Morimotto Projectors, Tarret UDP,
Short Shifter, Touch Screen Dual Din Radio, 03 4 Bow glass Top (DD & Auto-X since May 17,2012)
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09-22-2015, 08:53 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: sw ohio
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Embarrassment
This thread is an embarrassment to an otherwise very informative, useful site.
I'm no prude, check my bio.
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09-22-2015, 09:04 AM
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Location: Pacific Grove, CA
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I did not have sex with that woman. 
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09-22-2015, 11:26 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Riverside, CA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jotoole
This thread is an embarrassment to an otherwise very informative, useful site.
I'm no prude, check my bio.
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Well, we are driving the lowest rung Porsche so I suppose we are the kind that take embarrassment in stride, like water off a duck.
I hope all the military service has not robbed you of a sense of humor.
Even if it has, we can still accept you as you are.
https://youtu.be/dpXsqKi7nU0
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"It broke because it wants to be Upgraded "
2012 Porsche Performance Driving School - SanDiego region
2001 Boxster S, Top Speed muffler, (Fred's) Mini Morimotto Projectors, Tarret UDP,
Short Shifter, Touch Screen Dual Din Radio, 03 4 Bow glass Top (DD & Auto-X since May 17,2012)
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09-22-2015, 09:47 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2014
Location: Albuquerque, NM
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Oh I def get the wrong attention. I'm automatically assumed to be rich. I'm quite the opposite. Just got lucky.
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2001 Porsche 986 Boxster RS2.7 Bi-Turbo
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09-25-2015, 12:13 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: San Jose , CA
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My wife sees the car as competition, so...No. Definitely not.
Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G920A using Tapatalk
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Lapis Blue 03 Boxster S
Seal Grey 04 Boxster S (RIP 9-21-14)
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10-04-2015, 01:02 PM
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2006 987
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: st. louis
Posts: 443
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After 49 votes the results are clear: 71% said the Porsche helped 
the 71% is an adjusted percentage after the joke answers were thrown out. The two "joke" answers were "This poll is stupid..." and "My other car did better....". 16.33% chose those two, but after that 16.33% is removed from the total percentage the result is 71% saying the Porsche helped and 29% saying it didn't help
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2006 987 2.7 manual silver/black, PASM, OEM drilled rotors, heated seats
1998 986 2.5 manual black/tan with bad engine = SOLD
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10-04-2015, 09:27 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: Sydney
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 986_inquiry
haha very funny... I know, juvenile, we didn't buy them to pick up women, but I'm going to ask anyway, because I have gotten laid because of the Porsche so I'm wondering if anyone else had similar experiences?
Editing for search engine purposes: porsche boxster sex do women like men in porsche boxsters?
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Care to share details on how?
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1998 Porsche Boxster 986 Convertible.
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10-05-2015, 05:56 AM
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Location: Pittsburgh
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Maybe we can talk about this during study hall here in junior high.
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