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Old 08-18-2015, 04:21 AM   #1
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Fix the car, put the wife on prozac. If that doesn't help, trade the wife.
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Old 08-18-2015, 04:42 AM   #2
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Fix the car, put the wife on prozac. If that doesn't help, trade the wife.
This bears repeating.
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Old 08-18-2015, 05:00 AM   #3
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This bears repeating.
Yup. Wives are easy to replace. Nice Boxsters not so easy.

Just scrape up the $ and get the transmission fixed. Then you'll be happy and the wife won't have anything to ******************** about. (well, that's not true. They always have something...)
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Old 08-18-2015, 04:57 AM   #4
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Fix the car, put the wife on prozac. If that doesn't help, trade the wife.

A trade for a good condition Wife on Prozac should cover the cost of a new transmission
You may have to supply a years worth of Prozac to sweeten the deal
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Old 08-18-2015, 05:34 AM   #5
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Fix the car, put the wife on prozac. If that doesn't help, trade the wife.
Damn great advice.
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Old 08-18-2015, 08:06 AM   #6
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