Wow!

[Timco]

Don't trust your valuable last name to fate!!



Use TROJAN BRAND condoms, and choose a partner with at least your IQ!!

[RedTele58]

Did your daddy slap the snot out of your mom for screwing the village idiot when he wasn't around?

Because there's no way your daddy or anyone else would admit to having you for a son.

[JayG]

Originally Posted by RedTele58

Did your daddy slap the snot out of your mom for screwing the village idiot when he wasn't around?

Because there's no way your daddy or anyone else would admit to having you for a son.

You should not insult the village idiot like that
I think we see the result of interbreeding

Burn money

[BIGJake111]

Originally Posted by JayG

I think we see the result of interbreeding

They're too good for sex outside of the family with the plebs of non Cheesecake Factory eaters.

(Unless they are prostitutes as they admire their hard work and dedication to the mighty green dollar.)

(Phone kept wanting to autocorrect prostitute to prostate, glad I caught that one)