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BIGJake111 · 08-17-2015, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by JayG

I think we see the result of interbreeding

They're too good for sex outside of the family with the plebs of non Cheesecake Factory eaters.

(Unless they are prostitutes as they admire their hard work and dedication to the mighty green dollar.)

(Phone kept wanting to autocorrect prostitute to prostate, glad I caught that one)

Mr.JonathanLanda · 08-17-2015, 06:07 AM

I love you guys.

Thanks for the prognosis that you fine educated people provided

Hey guys,

Are you guys ready for your RFID implant? Mandatory if you make less than 250k a year or you will have to pay a new tax if you do not want it.

Pretty much it's going to start rolling out with people that got the Obamacare. Those people have SIGNED to get assistance and that is one of their obligations for requesting this aid. If they do not want it, payback what they gave you a fee and a tax.

Then after they have all that lot, they will say, "come get your chip implant and we will give you $500, your driver license, debit cards social security and passport is all in there, no more wallets" and people by the masses will come and get that on for the $500

Then the last bunch will be the ones that don't want the $500 but make less than $250k a year. They will slowly add a "what are you hiding tax" until that segment is filled.

Pretty much guys, they will track you guys like cattle and call me crazy all you want but time is ticking folks.

There is a power above all that will track people by knowing their locations, vital signs, economy, they will have birth control in that chip and this is just the begging.

Call me crazy but the super rich want to know exactly who is on this earth to extinguish the poor and needy. The ones that consume resources and do not create jobs.

You guys have been warned.

You guys can make fun of me all you want. I laugh with you guys

🏻God knows I enjoy the silliness.

But now that I have your attention, please seek Jesus and try to relocate out of the Americas. Social unrest is coming. I swear you guys would not believe who I have dinner with, but he is higher than our president and I assure you the U.S. as you know it, is coming to an end.

So enjoy your 986's while you can.
Laugh at my dumb posts or selfies whatever, sorry if I hurt you, that's just a distraction.

But guys, real stuff is about to happen to this people

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pony13ca · 08-17-2015, 06:41 AM

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I love you guys.

Thanks for the prognosis that you fine educated people provided

Hey guys,

Are you guys ready for your RFID implant? Mandatory if you make less than 250k a year or you will have to pay a new tax if you do not want it.

Thanks for the warning! I know I'm late to the party, but how much money do you actually make? I don't want to know how much allowance your daddy gives you.
I want'to know how much money you, yourself actually earn out in the real world? Less than 250K perhaps?

Mr.JonathanLanda · 08-17-2015, 07:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr.JonathanLanda

I love you guys.

Thanks for the prognosis that you fine educated people provided

Hey guys,

Are you guys ready for your RFID implant? Mandatory if you make less than 250k a year or you will have to pay a new tax if you do not want it.

Thanks for the warning! I know I'm late to the party, but how much money do you actually make? I don't want to know how much allowance your daddy gives you.

I want'to know how much money you, yourself actually earn out in the real world? Less than 250K perhaps?

My allowance? My gas card. I can use as much fuel as my heart could want. I love driving.

My earnings.
Last year 700k
This year I'm at 456k
I get a percentage of every franchise and rent we own, daily.

Today's earning was $1249.00 and it's only 8:58

That does not matter, the message is what matters

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BIGJake111 · 08-17-2015, 07:11 AM

Mr.JonathanLanda · 08-17-2015, 07:11 AM

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Originally Posted by BIGJake111

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Mr.JonathanLanda · 08-17-2015, 12:58 PM

My Laramie 2500 Ram work truck. 60k to make me feel like a Cowboy

Lunch at my desk

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Crono0001 · 08-17-2015, 01:17 PM

I'm sorry, but this thread is gold.

Why anyone would want to block this entertainment is beyond me.

Mr.JonathanLanda · 08-17-2015, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Crono0001

I'm sorry, but this thread is gold.

Why anyone would want to block this entertainment is beyond me.

I know right

Here's more

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Crono0001 · 08-17-2015, 01:22 PM

No no no no, I don't think you understand, good sir.

You see, it really doesn't matter how much money you make, or who you are. Let me try to explain.
You could be the richest kid on the planet, either self made or inherited, celebrity or whatnot... And none of that matters because:

You have spent time trying (with incredible effort) to show off your wealth on a backpage Boxster forum to people you don't know or will ever meet.

That is why you are so funny. Thank you sir.

Mr.JonathanLanda · 08-17-2015, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Crono0001

No no no no, I don't think you understand, good sir.

You see, it really doesn't matter how much money you make, or who you are. Let me try to explain.
You could be the richest kid on the planet, either self made or inherited, celebrity or whatnot... And none of that matters because:

You have spent time trying (with incredible effort) to show off your wealth on a backpage Boxster forum to people you don't know or will ever meet.

That is why you are so funny. Thank you sir.

️

Ily guys

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plus3db · 08-17-2015, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Crono0001

No no no no, I don't think you understand, good sir.

You see, it really doesn't matter how much money you make, or who you are. Let me try to explain.
You could be the richest kid on the planet, either self made or inherited, celebrity or whatnot... And none of that matters because:

You have spent time trying (with incredible effort) to show off your wealth on a backpage Boxster forum to people you don't know or will ever meet.

That is why you are so funny. Thank you sir.

Actually it is very very sad

All he can do is lie about having wealth, as anyone that actually has wealth doesn't brag about it, there is no need to. He actually thinks anyone here that owns a Porsche or multiple ones is impressed with his pathetic self?

He can say anything he wants and can't back up any of it. Just because he say he makes all this money does not prove he does. If he actually made that kind of income, why does he drive an old used Boxster instead of a brand new spanking GT4 or something else new?

He gets a few $100 bills and flashes then to try to impress us, only the true fact is no one is impressed

Yes, I guess it is mildly amusing watching someone make a complete fool of themselves, kind of like the Jackass movies

Mr.JonathanLanda · 08-17-2015, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by plus3db

Actually it is very very sad

All he can do is lie about having wealth, as anyone that actually has wealth doesn't brag about it, there is no need to. He actually thinks anyone here that owns a Porsche or multiple ones is impressed with his pathetic self?

He can say anything he wants and can't back up any of it. Just because he say he makes all this money does not prove he does. If he actually made that kind of income, why does he drive an old used Boxster instead of a brand new spanking GT4 or something else new?

He gets a few $100 bills and flashes then to try to impress us, only the true fact is no one is impressed

Yes, I guess it is mildly amusing watching someone make a complete fool of themselves, kind of like the Jackass movies

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Crono0001 · 08-17-2015, 01:28 PM

Do you take requests for vine videos?

Mr.JonathanLanda · 08-17-2015, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Crono0001

Do you take requests for vine videos?

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plus3db · 08-17-2015, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Crono0001

Do you take requests for vine videos?

Great idea..,.
Maybe the troll will take a video of himself driving off a cliff

DONT FEED THE TROLL

Crono0001 · 08-17-2015, 02:29 PM

Can you take some videos of you burning some cash? Please set fire to some bills and then light a cigar with it. Please?
Shouldn't be a problem since you ballin'

Mr.JonathanLanda · 08-17-2015, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Crono0001

Can you take some videos of you burning some cash? Please set fire to some bills and then light a cigar with it. Please?
Shouldn't be a problem since you ballin'

That's disrespect to money, I would never dare.

You and your maggot mentality,

Your comment is insulting.

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tommy583 · 08-17-2015, 02:47 PM

Please please don't get a fast new sports car Jonathan. You aren't ready and I wouldn't want you to die or have anything bad happen to you. I want to hang out with you and go to cheesecake.

Mr.JonathanLanda · 08-17-2015, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by tommy583

Please please don't get a fast new sports car Jonathan. You aren't ready and I wouldn't want you to die or have anything bad happen to you. I want to hang out with you and go to cheesecake.

It's my fav place when I want to hang out

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