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Mr.JonathanLanda 08-05-2015 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by EJ-Fresno (Post 460180)
Nice trolling attempt ;-)


Bro, you live in Fresno.

No wonder you doubt,
Low budget city


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EJ-Fresno 08-05-2015 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr.JonathanLanda (Post 460183)
Bro, you live in Fresno.

No wonder you doubt,
Low budget city


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Clovis, but close enough, you're improving...
Or you've been using Google maps?
Oh sorry, daddy must have helped you again :D

Mr.JonathanLanda 08-05-2015 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by EJ-Fresno (Post 460184)
Clovis, but close enough, you're improving...

Or you've been using Google maps?

Oh sorry, daddy must have helped you again :D


Bro, we have restaurants from Irvine and down, mostly here in SD.


You live in EBT country.



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EJ-Fresno 08-05-2015 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr.JonathanLanda (Post 460186)
Bro, we have restaurants from Irvine and down, mostly here in SD.

You live in EBT country.

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So I am actually glad that dicks like you pay taxes to supply EBT :p

Mr.JonathanLanda 08-05-2015 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by EJ-Fresno (Post 460187)
So I am actually glad that dicks like you pay taxes to supply EBT :p


Our restaurants accept ebt, so even your people can enjoy our food


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Mr.JonathanLanda 08-05-2015 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by EJ-Fresno (Post 460187)
So I am actually glad that dicks like you pay taxes to supply EBT :p


I can tell you are sooo poor.

We have like 5 non profits, we love tax paying time (;





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EJ-Fresno 08-05-2015 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr.JonathanLanda (Post 460188)
Our restaurants accept ebt, so even your people can enjoy our food

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I wouldn't dare dirtying your holy places, Sir!
We people of the pleb stay between us :)

EJ-Fresno 08-05-2015 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr.JonathanLanda (Post 460189)
I can tell you are sooo poor.

We have like 5 non profits, we love tax paying time (;

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You're a pretty good troll, I must say :rolleyes:

Mr.JonathanLanda 08-05-2015 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by EJ-Fresno (Post 460192)
I wouldn't dare dirtying your holy places, Sir!

We people of the pleb stay between us :)


The dollar menu


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Mr.JonathanLanda 08-05-2015 07:31 PM

Bye guys, I'm going to Cheesecake Factory, banana one is the best.

I know I'll be with some of you until you close your eyes tonight.

Good night.

If I offended anyone, I'm just kidding.
Please don't take it to heart. And I'm sorry

Remember if it does not apply, let it fly [emoji111]🏻️



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Timco 08-05-2015 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr.JonathanLanda (Post 460179)
Bro I was telling my dad that we should do a YouTube channel on my life with regards to the petrol head obsession We have.

He told me people would try to kill us just because of jealousy.

And I can see why.

I wish money did not exist and we were all equal.
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tommy583 08-05-2015 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by 78F350 (Post 460043)
I miss KRAM.

LMAO my thoughts exactly :cheers:

Timco 08-05-2015 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by tommy583 (Post 460202)
lmao my thoughts exactly :cheers:

+986.......

Mr.JonathanLanda 08-05-2015 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Timco (Post 460201)


Can you plz tell me the meaning of the pic?

Genuinely interested


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Timco 08-05-2015 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr.JonathanLanda (Post 460204)
Can you plz tell me the meaning of the pic?

Genuinely interested


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Mr.JonathanLanda 08-05-2015 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Timco (Post 460206)


I was being serious o well /:

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Timco 08-05-2015 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr.JonathanLanda (Post 460208)
I was being serious o well /:

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Mark_T 08-05-2015 08:15 PM

The pic is of a trawler trolling for tuna (hey, an alliteration!) Th op is implying in a satirical manner that he believes you to be a troll.

I, on the other hand, think you are amusing and have thoroughly enjoyed reading your thread. I think you're just having us on for a bit of fun, so well done. You definitely got a whole bunch of people fired up.

I wish I had a rich dad. Really.

Mr.JonathanLanda 08-05-2015 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Mark_T (Post 460220)
The pic is of a trawler trolling for tuna (hey, an alliteration!) Th op is implying in a satirical manner that he believes you to be a troll.

I, on the other hand, think you are amusing and have thoroughly enjoyed reading your thread. I think you're just having us on for a bit of fun, so well done. You definitely got a whole bunch of people fired up.

I wish I had a rich dad. Really.


Bro, these people think I am fake.

Thanks for understanding my humor.

[emoji119]🏻[emoji482][emoji5]️




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Mr.JonathanLanda 08-05-2015 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark_T (Post 460220)
The pic is of a trawler trolling for tuna (hey, an alliteration!) Th op is implying in a satirical manner that he believes you to be a troll.

I, on the other hand, think you are amusing and have thoroughly enjoyed reading your thread. I think you're just having us on for a bit of fun, so well done. You definitely got a whole bunch of people fired up.

I wish I had a rich dad. Really.


It's cool when you are older,
But when you are a kid, you don't understand why you can't go out and play with kids like on TV. Or
Why education is such a priority.

My dad was really strict and now he tries to make up for it.

I was not allowed to even go to a regular school /:


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Mr.JonathanLanda 08-05-2015 08:57 PM

Doing mods on just received Porsche
 
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I'm going to sleep with today's highway 94 ride (:

2004 BMW r1150rt
70k miles
1 owner, you know who

Dads EXs bike,
Now yours truly

(shoulder shrug)
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Mr.JonathanLanda 08-05-2015 09:12 PM

Doing mods on just received Porsche
 
When I was 18, I was tracking every other week.

Check out this video on YouTube:

http://youtu.be/0YKv7SCCPx0

On the 905 towards the 125 at 80-160 modded R6

http://youtu.be/dsMe47WGN_s


Six years later I ride a bike with twice the power and I'm 24.

We put dual injectors that activate in 6th gear, hooks up with the ecu map and it feels like an intense ram air affect.

All done at Oceanside BMW


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Mr.JonathanLanda 08-05-2015 10:17 PM

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epapp 08-05-2015 11:24 PM

Doing mods on just received Porsche
 
I'll take some fiddys

http://wimp.com/littlecrazy/

Chuck W. 08-06-2015 07:10 AM

I read the OPs first post. Great point. I was going to post a response, until I read the 144 threads. Ugh... Close this one down.

JayG 08-06-2015 07:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Chuck W. (Post 460278)
I read the OPs first post. Great point. I was going to post a response, until I read the 144 threads. Ugh... Close this one down.

I would lock it if I knew how

Timco 08-06-2015 07:33 AM

#lockitdown
#selfimportance
#selfie
#everyoneelseispoor

Mr.JonathanLanda 08-06-2015 07:34 AM

Good morning [emoji274]


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epapp 08-06-2015 07:37 AM

This thread has the most selfies of any thread on here. I'm so confused, so many selfies and so many flames!

Perfectlap 08-06-2015 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark_T (Post 460220)
The pic is of a trawler trolling for tuna (hey, an alliteration!) Th op is implying in a satirical manner that he believes you to be a troll.

I, on the other hand, think you are amusing and have thoroughly enjoyed reading your thread. I think you're just having us on for a bit of fun, so well done. You definitely got a whole bunch of people fired up.

I wish I had a rich dad. Really.

I think it's entertaining as well. It's like having a GoPro mounted to a Southern California millennial. Here in the north east with NYC in the backdrop, young people who talk and act like this species of millennial (raised with 2+ cars, bigger house than their parents had, a flat screen TV in multiple rooms, iPhones since freshman year of high school, their own car, etc.) are prevalent too but just aren't so conspicuous in this way...

Mr.JonathanLanda 08-06-2015 07:47 AM

Doing mods on just received Porsche
 
You should all be thanking me,

It's something random that the forum needed, you can skip over it at will.


I brought some interesting insight from the life of the .2 percent, the JRs.


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Timco 08-06-2015 08:02 AM

I wouldn't change a thing about my childhood experiences.

Pintos and VW bug for family car, alcoholic dad, OCD (hoarder) mom, and so on. You can have your life.

Mr.JonathanLanda 08-06-2015 08:06 AM

Doing mods on just received Porsche
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Perfectlap (Post 460287)
I think it's entertaining as well. It's like having a GoPro mounted to a Southern California millennial. Here in the north east with NYC in the backdrop, young people who talk and act like this species of millennial (raised with 2+ cars, bigger house than their parents had, a flat screen TV in multiple rooms, iPhones since freshman year of high school, their own car, etc.) are prevalent too but just aren't so conspicuous in this way...


Bro you have not seen wealth.
I am super poor compared to true wealth.


I've partied with sons of Israelis officials and I swear on my own life that we have smoked a blunt while doing burn outs in Israel and getting a GT3 RS 4.0 997 #329, full of ash because he dropped the blunt. Bro, this guy has a Brazilian leopard as his cat.

I work for it, I just get rewarded more often and in random sums (:


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