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Mr.JonathanLanda 08-05-2015 05:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Timco (Post 460090)
I'm glad I have my daddy's work ethics, not just selfies on his stuff.

And my car is mine. My house is mine. My rentals are mine. Not daddy's.

Got any more selfies? Please don't post them.

One more plz?

moms classic car, she had one in high school. Dad found one just like it 20 years later and spent more on it than my Boxster is worth

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Mr.JonathanLanda 08-05-2015 05:10 PM
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plus3db 08-05-2015 05:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr.JonathanLanda (Post 460059)
It is 2001 (:

You were right sir.
Just got title today,

Custom plates coming (:


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from your post:
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Originally Posted by Mr.JonathanLanda (Post 459627)
Hello, Jonathan / Torrey Pines / 24

Just graduated from my bachelors in Science of Law and now I am ready for law school.

My parents thought a Silver Base 2004 Boxster with 51k would suit me best, so I woke up and saw this outside.

So I asked him why the boxster? To me it was so random and he said that his 86 year old friend past away and him and his wife wanted to sell it before he got sick but he loved it too much because he had it since mile 1 and has every single maintenance record. This is better to me than a used car because he has more than 11k in just maintenance, My father got it for 20k.

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You are an even bigger fool than you have shown yourself to be.

Your Daddy paid $20k for a 2001 base 986.
11k in maintenance over 14 years is nothing for a Porsche

Yup,. I forgot who said it, more money than brains


Now do us all a favor little boy. Crawl back into that hole you came out of

Mr.JonathanLanda 08-05-2015 05:30 PM
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Originally Posted by plus3db (Post 460105)
from your post:





You are an even bigger fool than you have shown yourself to be.



Your Daddy paid $20k for a 2001 base 986.

11k in maintenance over 14 years is nothing for a Porsche



Yup,. I forgot who said it, more money than brains





Now do us all a favor little boy. Crawl back into that hole you came out of

Hey you can have all the brains you want but without greens, you are a smart broke dude.

My dad gave her that amount to help her with her husbands death, he is like that. He will give you more to help you because God will give him more.


But for you Nickle and dimers, you comment without knowing. So much for using the critical thinking process.






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BIGJake111 08-05-2015 05:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr.JonathanLanda (Post 460070)
Bro, my father has 25 locations with at least 7 employees in each. This is just one of his businesses.

Dude, I am 17 and you make me look like a saint. Get over yourself and I'd prefer if you get off of this forum, I hope you have better manners when out and about in the Porsche because otherwise you are the exact **************************** who gives everyone else a bad name.

I know a lot of people who work a damn lot harder than you and have nothing more to show for it then an Oldsmobile Alero, that's why I'm low key about my Porsche because I am lucky as hell to have one at my age and no matter how greatful I am I look like an entitled ass.

People like you make that stigma much harder to shake though.

Giller 08-05-2015 05:33 PM
I notice he didn't post the name of his Daddies business.....something to hide there Kiddo?

Ah, it's so easy on the internet to be a dink. Too bad all his daddies money didn't buy him some maturity. Or personality. Or looks. Or respect. Or a lot of other things. Can't believe how stupid some parents are to not teach their kids the important things in life.

Timco 08-05-2015 05:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr.JonathanLanda (Post 460093)
One more plz?

moms classic car, she had one in high school. Dad found one just like it 20 years later and spent more on it than my Boxster is worth

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Poser......

Mr.JonathanLanda 08-05-2015 05:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Timco (Post 460110)
Poser......

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BIGJake111 08-05-2015 05:37 PM
Doing mods on just received Porsche
 
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Originally Posted by Mr.JonathanLanda (Post 460086)

This kid is proof that money doesn't buy happiness. I've haven't seen a more broken human being since the last time I made a round on tumblr. You remind me of myself when I was 12, do you know how pitiful that is.

Do you realize how weak you look tossing photo after photo of excess expecting it to mean that you have some sort of substance!?

You are a sad broken human being with more insecurities then a 200 lb varsity cheer leader, your veil of excess doesn't hide your scars, it draws to them.

You are unbelievably unhappy with yourself and I honestly hope you find help.

I usually save the jokes about inadequate size for rednecks in trucks but I think we all can assume that the "Porsche compensation" applies to you for sure.

Go post photos like you have been on your ok Cupid and see what street whores come your way and may we all pray that some day you find substance in life.

(Just to add, half of my friends with money like you have had it seized by be government because it was made illegally, id be careful flaunting your daddies assets you don't know what taint he dipped his reputation in to earn them)

Mr.JonathanLanda 08-05-2015 05:37 PM
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Originally Posted by BIGJake111 (Post 460108)
Dude, I am 17 and you make me look like a saint. Get over yourself and I'd prefer if you get off of this forum, I hope you have better manners when out and about in the Porsche because otherwise you are the exact **************************** who gives everyone else a bad name.

I know a lot of people who work a damn lot harder than you and have nothing more to show for it then an Oldsmobile Alero, that's why I'm low key about my Porsche because I am lucky as hell to have one at my age and no matter how greatful I am I look like an entitled ass.

People like you make that stigma much harder to shake though.

If you work really hard and all you have is a Oldsmobile, kill yourself.

Jejejej

At your age I had a 0 mile Volvo s80


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Mr.JonathanLanda 08-05-2015 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted by BIGJake111 (Post 460112)
This kid is proof that money doesn't buy happiness. I've haven't seen a more broken human being since the last time I made a round on tumblr. You remind me of myself when I was 12, do you know how pitiful that is.

Do you realize how weak you look tossing photo after photo of excess expecting it to mean that you have some sort of substance!?

You are a sad broken human being with more insecurities then a 200 lb varsity cheer leader, your veil of excess doesn't hide your scars, it draws to them.

You are unbelievably unhappy with yourself and I honestly hope you find help.

I usually save the jokes about inadequate size for rednecks in trucks but I think we all can assume that the "Porsche compensation" applies to you for sure.

Go post photos like you have been on your ok Cupid and see what street whores come your way and may we all pray that some day you find substance in life.

Bro, I came here because I thought people would like to see a blog about a modded 986.

I've been getting **************** from ppl and I don't mind it. I laugh and troll you guys,

But at the end of the day,
I'm the one with a smile on my face because you guys are serious.

I have seriously bothered you guys,

And I love it, I fuel it. Jejejje


Ily 986 forum ily [emoji182][emoji182][emoji182]


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BIGJake111 08-05-2015 05:40 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr.JonathanLanda (Post 460113)
If you work really hard and all you have is a Oldsmobile, kill yourself.

Jejejej

At your age I had a 0 mile Volvo s80


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Maybe their money goes into college rather then their car that way they can work hard and own a Porsche some day like those of us that are lucky to have well off parents. That's something a lot more worth taking a selfie over.

Mr.JonathanLanda 08-05-2015 05:44 PM
Doing mods on just received Porsche
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by BIGJake111 (Post 460115)
Maybe their money goes into college rather then their car that way they can work hard and own a Porsche some day like those of us that are lucky to have well of parents. That's something a lot more worth taking a selfie over.

Bro, I payed for my college by hiring someone on Craigslist at 12/hr to search and apply for grants and scholarships for me. Less than 1200$$ of my money paid 90k debt.

It's not how hard you work fool,
It's how smart you are

Here's a pic, I gave her 5 grand for getting it paid 100%

See, I create jobs and I hook people up.

There you go, maggot (;http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/08...392d8dd71d.jpg

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BIGJake111 08-05-2015 05:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr.JonathanLanda (Post 460116)
Bro, I payed for my college by hiring someone on Craigslist at 12/hr to search and apply for grants and scholarships for me. Less than 1200$$ of my money paid 90k debt.

It's not how hard you work fool,
It's how smart you are


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I've said all I need to say and the others can have their way with you now.

I thought you should know that it isn't just a bunch of old guys that think you are you scum. I didn't buy my Porsche same as you but look at how much more entitled you make it seem in your situation.

Your insecurities seep through in every post and that's why you don't care to address any of them. I hope when you are pushing back tears in bed tonight you realize how pitiful, broken, and insecure you are. You are unloveable and I can not think of anything worse in the world. I hope you find help because you are seriously unhappy and broken. I pity you and have no further comment.

Mr.JonathanLanda 08-05-2015 06:00 PM
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Originally Posted by BIGJake111 (Post 460123)
I've said all I need to say and the others can have their way with you now.

I thought you should know that it isn't just a bunch of old guys that think you are you scum. I didn't buy my Porsche same as you but look at how much more entitled you make it seem in your situation.

Your insecurities seep through in every post and that's why you don't care to address any of them. I hope when you are pushing back tears in bed tonight you realize how pitiful, broken, and insecure you are. You are unloveable and I can not think of anything worse in the world. I hope you find help because you are seriously unhappy and broken. I pity you and have no further comment.

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I love you guys.

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Bro, you are serious huh? [emoji23][emoji23][emoji85][emoji85]


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JayG 08-05-2015 06:02 PM
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Originally Posted by BIGJake111 (Post 460108)
Dude, I am 17 and you make me look like a saint. Get over yourself and I'd prefer if you get off of this forum, I hope you have better manners when out and about in the Porsche because otherwise you are the exact **************************** who gives everyone else a bad name.

I know a lot of people who work a damn lot harder than you and have nothing more to show for it then an Oldsmobile Alero, that's why I'm low key about my Porsche because I am lucky as hell to have one at my age and no matter how greatful I am I look like an entitled ass.

People like you make that stigma much harder to shake though.
Well stated Jake.
You are a great example of someone younger who was brought up with good values and good manners.
And a valued member of this forum

If we all block that moron, we won't have to see the crap he posts

Giller 08-05-2015 06:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr.JonathanLanda (Post 460116)
Bro, I payed for my college by hiring someone on Craigslist at 12/hr to search and apply for grants and scholarships for me. Less than 1200$$ of my money paid 90k debt.

It's not how hard you work fool,
It's how smart you are

Here's a pic, I gave her 5 grand for getting it paid 100%

See, I create jobs and I hook people up.

There you go, maggot (;http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/08...392d8dd71d.jpg

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Did you give it to her all in singles? Cause if those are all 50's, that's way more than 5k. Maybe instead of paying someone to take your classes, you should have gone yourself. Focus on math apparently.

Mr.JonathanLanda 08-05-2015 06:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Giller (Post 460128)
Did you give it to her all in singles? Cause if those are all 50's, that's way more than 5k. Maybe instead of paying someone to take your classes, you should have gone yourself. Focus on math apparently.

You are poor
You are poor
You are poor

5ks come in brown strips. And in 50's.

10ks look the same but blue and only in 100's

What would you know, you are poor.

Stupidazz comment


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Mr.JonathanLanda 08-05-2015 06:11 PM
Doing mods on just received Porsche
 
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And angry 986 losers

Giller 08-05-2015 06:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr.JonathanLanda (Post 460131)
You are poor
You are poor
You are poor

5ks come in brown strips. And in 50's.

10ks look the same but blue and only in 100's

What would you know, you are poor.

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Yes, 50's come in brown strips....but it only takes 100 to get to 5000. You are either holding way more than 100 bills or they are all crinkled up, making me think Jake is on to something with his thought around the legality of where you got your money. Us investment bankers know our money stacks.

Mr.JonathanLanda 08-05-2015 06:16 PM
Doing mods on just received Porsche
 
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Originally Posted by Giller (Post 460136)
Yes, 50's come in brown strips....but it only takes 100 to get to 5000. You are either holding way more than 100 bills or they are all crinkled up, making me think Jake is on to something with his thought around the legality of where you got your money. Us investment bankers know our money stacks.

Bro I don't have to lie to kick it.

5k, you can spend that in a dinner here in SD.

Stop the money questions, there's no point. I can upload my bank account but for what? More hate?

You would realize your life sucks. Let's stick to Porsches.

I'm outros [emoji111]🏻️


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Giller 08-05-2015 06:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr.JonathanLanda (Post 460138)
Bro I don't have to lie to kick it.

5k, you can spend that in a dinner here in SD.

Stop the money questions, there's no point. I can upload my bank account but for what? More hate?

You will soon realize your life if I do. Let's stick to Porsches.

I'm outros [emoji111]🏻️


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You're hilarious. That roll isn't 5k of 50's. My guess is after that 50 on top, you padded it with all those nice, clean singles the dancers collect at all of your daddies clubs.
I feel the need to wash my hands now.

Alright, I've had my fun. I've got a multi-million dollar business to run so I better get at going. Oh, feel free to upload that bank account any time. Love to see your photoshop skills in action!

pilut2 08-05-2015 06:25 PM
This young snot can't be real! Someone must be punking us!

Mr.JonathanLanda 08-05-2015 06:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Giller (Post 460139)
You're hilarious. That roll isn't 5k of 50's. My guess is after that 50 on top, you padded it with all those nice, clean singles the dancers collect at all of your daddies clubs.

I feel the need to wash my hands now.



Alright, I've had my fun. I've got a multi-million dollar business to run so I better get at going. Oh, feel free to upload that bank account any time. Love to see your photoshop skills in action!

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Bro give up, plz. Let's be friends. I'm serious.

You should pm me if you want to invest.
No joke.


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Mr.JonathanLanda 08-05-2015 06:26 PM
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Originally Posted by pilut2 (Post 460140)
]Stop the money questions, there's no point. I can upload my bank account but for what? More hate?

You would realize your life sucks. Let's stick to Porsches.




This young snot can't be real! Someone must be punking us!

[emoji23] I swear bro, I'm cool. Ppl just started hating and I didn't stay quiet


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Giller 08-05-2015 06:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr.JonathanLanda (Post 460142)
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Bro give up, plz. Let's be friends. I'm serious.

You should pm me if you want to invest.
No joke.


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Dude, I'm an investment banker, I've got it covered.

RedTele58 08-05-2015 06:30 PM
Good grief.

I go on vacation for a week and the forum is taken over by a millennial douche bag.

Timco 08-05-2015 06:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr.JonathanLanda (Post 460113)
If you work really hard and all you have is a Oldsmobile, kill yourself.

Jejejej

At your age I had a 0 mile Volvo s80


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I'd rather drive a Pinto like I did in HS than sport your attitude. Is at least know I was a better person and not a poser. At least I earned that car.

Mr.JonathanLanda 08-05-2015 06:35 PM
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Originally Posted by RedTele58 (Post 460148)
Good grief.



I go on vacation for a week and the forum is taken over by a millennial douche bag.

Hello, I am Jonathan.

You should be glad there's something to read
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Mr.JonathanLanda 08-05-2015 06:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Timco (Post 460152)
I'd rather drive a Pinto like I did in HS than sport your attitude. Is at least know I was a better person and not a poser. At least I earned that car.

Omg, those were dangerous no?

Glad you are here to share so much knowledge you posses [emoji23][emoji212]


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RedTele58 08-05-2015 06:38 PM
This message is hidden because Mr.JonathanLanda is on your ignore list.

Did you say something?

Mr.JonathanLanda 08-05-2015 06:40 PM
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Originally Posted by RedTele58 (Post 460155)
This message is hidden because Mr.JonathanLanda is on your ignore list.



Did you say something?

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Timco 08-05-2015 06:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr.JonathanLanda (Post 460154)
Omg, those were dangerous no?

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The important part is that it was mine, not daddy's.

Someone said it best. Douche bag egomaniac.

I'll weigh my happiness against your cash any day, pal. You try too hard and it shows. You have nothing.

Mr.JonathanLanda 08-05-2015 06:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Timco (Post 460161)
The important part is that it was mine, not daddy's.



Someone said it best. Douche bag egomaniac.



I'll weigh my happiness against your cash any day, pal. You try too hard and it shows. You have nothing.

Wrong, people try for me.


I'm lazy
I just sit back and reap [emoji182]





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Mr.JonathanLanda 08-05-2015 06:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Timco (Post 460161)
The important part is that it was mine, not daddy's.



Someone said it best. Douche bag egomaniac.



I'll weigh my happiness against your cash any day, pal. You try too hard and it shows. You have nothing.

Douche, sometimes
Egomaniac, all the time.

No bro, I don't have bad attitude I'm just being a dick. Don't take me serious bro, constructive litigation


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Timco 08-05-2015 06:53 PM
Now I wish it was just Coreseller we had to put up with. He finally logged off and now Mr Homophobic. I'll bet every pic was from some car show.

Mr.JonathanLanda 08-05-2015 06:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Timco (Post 460169)
Now I wish it was just Coreseller we had to put up with. He finally logged off and now Mr Homophobic. I'll bet every pic was from some car show.

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Hahahahahha


Ily bro


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EJ-Fresno 08-05-2015 07:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Timco (Post 460169)
Now I wish it was just Coreseller we had to put up with. He finally logged off and now Mr Homophobic. I'll bet every pic was from some car show.
Yes, agree, the cars are neither his nor his dad's!
Just a troll trying to create a mess on the forum...
I have to admit he is full of resources though :barf:

Mr.JonathanLanda 08-05-2015 07:08 PM
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Originally Posted by EJ-Fresno (Post 460178)
Yes, agree, the cars are neither his nor his dad's!
Just a troll trying to create a mess on the forum...
I have to admit he is full of resources though :barf:

Bro I was telling my dad that we should do a YouTube channel on my life with regards to the petrol head obsession We have.

He told me people would try to kill us just because of jealousy.

And I can see why.

I wish money did not exist and we were all equal.
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EJ-Fresno 08-05-2015 07:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr.JonathanLanda (Post 460179)
Bro I was telling my dad that we should do a YouTube channel on my life with regards to the petrol head obsession We have.

He told me people would try to kill us just because of jealousy.

And I can see why.

I wish money did not exist and we were all equal.
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Nice trolling attempt ;-)


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