06-14-2015, 07:17 AM
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Certified Boxster Addict
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New Porsche Billboard Spots You Driving and Posts Ego-Stroking Messages
Yes, there is now an interactive billboard that will detect Porsche's driving by and then post an ego-stroking message.
And yes, I have lost some weight recently, thank you. 
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Last edited by thstone; 06-14-2015 at 07:19 AM.
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06-14-2015, 07:27 AM
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I am my own mechanic....
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"Boxster? Couldn't afford the 911?"
"You paid what for that Cayanne and could have bought a Touareg for how much less??"
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'08 VW Touareg T-3 wife's car
'13 F150 Super Crew long bed 4x4 w/ Ego Boost
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06-14-2015, 07:46 AM
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That's cool! 
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06-14-2015, 05:10 PM
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That's Melbourne airport in Australia - at current pricing, you are looking at probably at three quarters of a million dollars ($750,000) worth of Porsches in that first picture....
Believe me, the billboard won't be recognising many Porsches driving by.
I don't know what its stroking, but its not only ego's.....
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2001 MV Agusta F4.
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06-14-2015, 05:23 PM
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Would think that billboard would be great in LA. But do Angelinos need their ego stroked any higher than it already is?
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2008 Cayman S Sport - Signal Green
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06-14-2015, 05:37 PM
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Location: Funville
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Timco
"Boxster? Couldn't afford the 911?"
"You paid what for that Cayanne and could have bought a Touareg for how much less??"
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Timco
"Touareg? Couldn't afford the Cayanne?"
"You paid what for that 911 and could have bought a Boxster for how much less??"
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Could go either way.
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06-14-2015, 06:45 PM
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At least Porsches are recognizable. Can you imagine the confusion of the system trying to tell the difference between most of the cars on the road?
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06-14-2015, 08:27 PM
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Certified Boxster Addict
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Location: Los Angeles
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Quote:
Originally Posted by husker boxster
Would think that billboard would be great in LA. But do Angelinos need their ego stroked any higher than it already is?
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Probably not.
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Last edited by thstone; 06-14-2015 at 08:32 PM.
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06-15-2015, 07:30 AM
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I want to test this. Someone needs to go run a 924 under it. How about a 914? What if the boxster is deambered!
What if a beetle goes by.......
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06-15-2015, 08:16 AM
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I am my own mechanic....
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Salt Lake City, UT
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BIGJake111
I want to test this. Someone needs to go run a 924 under it. How about a 914? What if the boxster is deambered!
What if a beetle goes by.......
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If the beetle had a male driver it would certainly ask about gayness and the whole little flower holder thing......
"944? We do not recognize those any longer. We made a terrible mistake. Please accept our sincere apologies.."
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'04 Boxster S 50 Jahre 550 Spyder Anniversary Special Edition, 851 of 1953, 6-sp, IMS/RMS, GT Metallic silver, cocoa brown leather SOLD to member Broken Linkage.
'08 VW Touareg T-3 wife's car
'13 F150 Super Crew long bed 4x4 w/ Ego Boost
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06-15-2015, 12:10 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2014
Location: Listowel, Ontario, Canada
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Timco
If the beetle had a male driver it would certainly ask about gayness and the whole little flower holder thing......
"944? We do not recognize those any longer. We made a terrible mistake. Please accept our sincere apologies.."
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Pfft....Porsche apologizing.....that's funny!
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06-15-2015, 03:56 PM
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Let me get this right: it's not ok to text while driving (rightly so) but it is ok to have flashing electronic billboards over and beside the roadway? 
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06-15-2015, 06:32 PM
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Certified Boxster Addict
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Location: Los Angeles
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BIGJake111
Someone needs to go run a 924 under it.
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We almost mistook your Audi for a Porsche.
Quote:
Originally Posted by BIGJake111
How about a 914?
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Nice VW.
Quote:
Originally Posted by BIGJake111
What if the boxster is deambered!
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Nice 996 cab.
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1999 996 C2 - sold - bought back - sold for more
1997 Spec Boxster BSR #254
1979 911 SC
POC Licensed DE/TT Instructor
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06-16-2015, 04:05 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by clickman
Let me get this right: it's not ok to text while driving (rightly so) but it is ok to have flashing electronic billboards over and beside the roadway? |
Yes, people here multi-task all the time and get very bored driving. I hear the X Games are going to have a new event called Competitive Driving While Talking On A Cell Phone.
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2008 Boxster S Limited Edition #005
2008 Cayman S Sport - Signal Green
1989 928 S4 5 spd - black
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06-16-2015, 09:45 AM
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I give it about a month before hackers have a field day with this...
"everyone knows you have a small penis".
"what's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?".
"you know she only wants your money geezer".
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