The Boxster also sucks as a track car. All of that nonsense about a low polar moment of inertia, near 50/50 balance, and quick as lightning handling - who needs that? And who cares if it makes a perfect dual use track/street car - what is the point if you don't need a $40K truck and trailer?

juice-

How dare you stop the regularly scheduled paranoia and chicken little "sky is falling" marketing and mental mindset around here? Shame on you - many people have spent countless days, months and years perfecting their pitch and gloomy outlook.

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...and the terrible burden at an autocross. Answering all of those questions after topping cars with more HP and quicker 0-60 times. It's just infuriating! Maybe I should sell the 986 and get a Miata....NOT!!!

It was just more sarcasm :) you guys are awesome! I have gotten another chuckle from someone everytime I have check back in on here.

Oh no, be paranoid, be very very paranoid. I heard a guy had an issue this week with his 15 year old car so we must all check ours for the same issue because they are notoriously unreliable :p

mine makes me feel self conscious about my thinning hair because the top refuses to stay up.

lollll what on earth went wrong we me sry bud

I normally detect when someone is serious or not but god I fail with sarcasm. call that.... naïve?! lol (speed read helps not)

I LOVE the two storage compartments. They are literally empty, both, extra-light... love it

there, some more conflicts lolll

The cost of sunscreen is killing me!

I Keep losing people behind me on highway ramps, it sucks when you see them try to keep up and they spin out!!!! Why would I want to buy another car like this.... :)

Highway ramps are my favorite!!!

I slaughtered 326 butterflies yesterday on the Zane Grey Highway. This thing has turned me into an uncaring monster.

You guys crack me up! Hopefully one day soon, I too will suffer these horrors.

With a rear trunk that gets real hot from its location above the exhaust,I hate that my carry out pizza comes home so hot!