Go Back   986 Forum - The Community for Porsche Boxster & Cayman Owners > Porsche Boxster & Cayman Forums > Boxster General Discussions

Post Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 03-03-2015, 02:39 PM   #21
Registered User
 
Joe B's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: Jackson Hole, Wyoming
Posts: 800
Quote:
Originally Posted by BIGJake111 View Post
She personally really wants us to get an old Mercedes, could be nice.
Us? She got fleas ?

Joe B is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-03-2015, 08:12 PM   #22
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Milwaukee, WI
Posts: 383
Quote:
Originally Posted by BIGJake111 View Post
Okay, the time has come, we need to figure exactly how to go about this, the seating position, bolsters, and hand break make this quite the uncomfortable situation. Any work arounds?
Big Jake,

I would think kissing IN a Boxster is the same as kissing anywhere else. It requires the two of you to press your lips together. If you wish to add the French aspect, part your lips and extend your tongues.



DBear
dbear61 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-04-2015, 05:29 AM   #23
Registered User
 
kk2002s's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: S. New Jersey
Posts: 1,239
Garage
Jake:
One thing leads to another



.......... Aren't You ???
__________________
2002 S - old school third pedal
Seal Grey
kk2002s is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-04-2015, 11:49 AM   #24
Registered User
 
BIGJake111's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: Greenville, S.C.
Posts: 2,670
Garage
Kissing in a Boxster

Well as with any inquiry, it's good to experiment and find what works. There are more benefits then protecting your car to park in a far off corner spot.

We may have ended up tardy due to losing track of time while in the parking lot during lunch, but a scientific discovery has came about. Despite a few beeps of the horn, it is found that one can easily spend extended amounts of time with their lips to another's in a boxster. The trick is to have her sit in your lap and wrap her legs around you. Surprisingly comfortable.

Last edited by BIGJake111; 03-04-2015 at 11:56 AM.
BIGJake111 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-04-2015, 12:36 PM   #25
Registered User
 
steved0x's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: FL
Posts: 4,143
That's nothing. Get back to us when you can report on this:

steved0x is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-04-2015, 12:55 PM   #26
Registered User
 
Perfectlap's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 8,709
Kissing is fine but remember actions have consequences...

Public Service Announcement
__________________
GT3 Recaro Seats - Boxster Red
GT3 Aero / Carrera 18" 5 spoke / Potenza RE-11
Fabspeed Headers & Noise Maker
BORN: March 2000 - FINLAND
IMS#1 REPLACED: April 2010 - NEW JERSEY -- LNE DUAL ROW
Perfectlap is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-05-2015, 06:16 AM   #27
Registered User
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Chicago suburbs
Posts: 1,675
Only thing I want to kiss in my Boxster is the "perfect" apex...at my age, driving fast is (almost) better than sex!
__________________
JGM
2002 Boxster S
1973 911 Green FrankenMeanie
PCA DE Instructor circa '95
jmatta is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-05-2015, 07:27 AM   #28
Registered User
 
Pdwight's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2013
Location: North Alabama
Posts: 2,079
Sex

I have forgotten
Pdwight is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-05-2015, 07:42 AM   #29
Registered User
 
Fintro11's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2013
Location: Nanaimo, Vancouver Island, British Columbia, Canada
Posts: 900
Quote:
Originally Posted by jmatta View Post
Only thing I want to kiss in my Boxster is the "perfect" apex...at my age, driving fast is (almost) better than sex!
Driving some fast twisty mountain road is better than sex at any age !
Fintro11 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-05-2015, 07:45 AM   #30
Registered User
 
Pdwight's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2013
Location: North Alabama
Posts: 2,079
Trust me

There are a lot of things (especially at my age) that are better than sex
Pdwight is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-05-2015, 08:18 AM   #31
Registered User
 
kk2002s's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: S. New Jersey
Posts: 1,239
Garage
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fintro11 View Post
Driving some fast twisty mountain road is better than sex at any age !
Certainly lasts longer
__________________
2002 S - old school third pedal
Seal Grey
kk2002s is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-05-2015, 08:47 AM   #32
On the slippery slope
 
JayG's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: Austin and Palm Springs
Posts: 3,793
Garage
Quote:
Originally Posted by kk2002s View Post
Certainly lasts longer
speak for yourself
__________________
2004 Boxster S 6 speed - DRL relay hack, Polaris AutoTop DIY
2004 996 Targa Tip
Instructor - San Diego region
2014 Porsche Performance Driving School
2020 BMW X3, 2013 Ram 1500, 2016 Cmax, 2004 F-150 "Big Red"
JayG is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-05-2015, 09:48 AM   #33
Registered User
 
Nimbus117's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Northampton, England.
Posts: 256
Depends how big she is, this is essential reading if she's a 'larger' lady: Will a fat bird fit in my Boxster? - PistonHeads
__________________
2003 Boxster 2.7L
2010 Civic Type R
Nimbus117 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-05-2015, 11:12 AM   #34
Registered User
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Midwest
Posts: 1,746
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nimbus117 View Post
Depends how big she is, this is essential reading if she's a 'larger' lady: Will a fat bird fit in my Boxster? - PistonHeads
THAT thread was CLASSIC!!!!!
coreseller is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-05-2015, 11:51 AM   #35
Registered User
 
BIGJake111's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: Greenville, S.C.
Posts: 2,670
Garage
Good news is she likes the twisties as much as I do!
BIGJake111 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-05-2015, 12:05 PM   #36
Registered User
 
kk2002s's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: S. New Jersey
Posts: 1,239
Garage
Quote:
Originally Posted by BIGJake111 View Post
... The trick is to have her sit in your lap and wrap her legs around you. Surprisingly comfortable.
Don't forget pictures or it didn't happen


Quote:
Originally Posted by BIGJake111 View Post
Good news is she likes the twisties as much as I do!
Warning - Don't try this at home as this was a professional driver on a closed course
__________________
2002 S - old school third pedal
Seal Grey
kk2002s is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-05-2015, 01:19 PM   #37
Registered User
 
BIGJake111's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: Greenville, S.C.
Posts: 2,670
Garage
http://youtu.be/d0cqCiOPV5w

BIGJake111 is offline   Reply With Quote
Post Reply


Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On




All times are GMT -8. The time now is 03:21 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Content Relevant URLs by vBSEO 3.6.0
Copyright 2024 Pelican Parts, LLC - Posts may be archived for display on the Pelican Parts Website -    DMCA Registered Agent Contact Page