I am Not Johnny Danger Anymore
 

I am Not Johnny Danger Anymore …..

The Unknown Comic?

(Anyone??)

With those trousers & background LED lights, the word Comic is an understatement ......

AND, the real JD would not mix up his capital letters as in JohNNy DANGER.

Aha! So it's actually "Johney Dangre" from Chicago trying to dupe us. If so, you're in luck. I pulled out some leftover roof flashing and a chunk of angle iron, fired up the MIG welder, and fabricated the coolest wing for your Boxer this afternoon. PM me.....

I always thought he was just joking about the sex change operation. So is it Joannie D now?:)

The guy formerly JD, your head is huge!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dLRwuN6EBM

So you bagged a new ID?

Hey quit picking on him…he is sorry! :D

Then who are you?

And Russia just sent troops into Ukraine. Methinks JD is misdirecting while he goes undercover.

DBear

Hmm... I can't tell for sure, but does it look like JDs arms are taped to the chair and feet tied together? Maybe JD has been captured:eek:

You clearly are Shia Labeouf

I think not. You can't undo what has been done. Chaz will always be Chastity.

now thats some funny stuff right there! if your skills are good and you have the materials can you make me a 6 inch potato launcher exhaust tip?

I think I see breasts!??

That is the last vestige of Chastity!

:d:d:d:d:d

I think hed rather you email him at bttybp071@aol.com or call him at 630-728-1143

I knew it!

Forum, we need to contact the World Strategic Command and come-up with a plan to rescue JD.

Не могли б ви передати мені клейку стрічку і гранату.

Nahh - just let him fry in his own juices......

If his assets are already compromised it means the NKVD have repossessed the Dangermobile and probably passed it on to Viktor Yanukovych to drive round in.....

Can I haz dangermobile?

Help Is On The Way
 

All Points Bulletin:

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Joannie D now works as a stripper at Club Danger in Bogota. Hey she put on a good show I have to admit.

Rumor has it, he is currently in the Ukraine. All other information has been deleted.

No can do Johnny. The drop zone is hot. You're on your own. If you get caught, we've never heard of you. Good luck!

I see your trying to pose as a Russian invader? Mary instead of Mike is the tip off that this is a phony photo.
Will whoever is holding JD captive please let us know the terms for his release. We need him back so he can clear his drive way for the summer driving season.

AKL

Mike Alpha Romeo 08 1830GMT 39.8282 -98.5795

OK JD, you've got 3 days to get to the new extraction point in Kansas. Watch out for falling farm houses!

Yup. We'll get you our pretty. And your little dog too....
Red pumps would be a nice touch.

Just Putin this out there- Dangers in trouble, but Crimea river.

The goldfish was a double agent. He has been eliminated.

Gary... dude... that's just so wrong in so many ways :eek:

You have goldfish? I did not know that.

Not anymore. See above.