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Old 03-03-2014, 06:16 PM   #1
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Old 03-03-2014, 07:56 PM   #2
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Joannie D now works as a stripper at Club Danger in Bogota. Hey she put on a good show I have to admit.
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Rumor has it, he is currently in the Ukraine. All other information has been deleted.
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Old 03-04-2014, 05:08 PM   #4
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No can do Johnny. The drop zone is hot. You're on your own. If you get caught, we've never heard of you. Good luck!
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Old 03-05-2014, 11:45 AM   #5
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Old 03-05-2014, 12:14 PM   #6
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OK JD, you've got 3 days to get to the new extraction point in Kansas. Watch out for falling farm houses!
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OK JD, you've got 3 days to get to the new extraction point in Kansas. Watch out for falling farm houses!
Yup. We'll get you our pretty. And your little dog too....
Red pumps would be a nice touch.
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Red pumps would be a nice touch.
Gary... dude... that's just so wrong in so many ways
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Just Putin this out there- Dangers in trouble, but Crimea river.
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Неко проверите на мом златне рибице!
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Неко проверите на мом златне рибице!
You have goldfish? I did not know that.
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You have goldfish? I did not know that.
Not anymore. See above.
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Nyeko probyereetye na mom zlyatnye reebeetsye?
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Nyeko probyereetye na mom zlyatnye reebeetsye?
someone check on my goldfish? Where are you Johny? jail? Job? did your mom kick you out of the house?
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Я передати на секретному місці і піддавали утоплением і жахливі вчинки !
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The goldfish was a double agent. He has been eliminated.
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Let's not rescue Johnny. I want to see the full video ^^^^^^^.
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shhhh. The package has been delivered.
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