08-01-2013, 01:10 PM
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how to do dougnuts?
i just bought a 986... how do I do donuts in it? I wanna go fast!
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08-01-2013, 01:39 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dbansal
i just bought a 986... how do I do donuts in it? I wanna go fast!
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First you get a FOR SALE sign and sell your car ASAP!!
Please no donuts!
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08-01-2013, 02:02 PM
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K, so here's the secret... you need to get another spare tire like the one in your front trunk, and put them both on the rear of the car. Now put in the clutch, put it in first gear, turn the wheel all the way to the left, then put the gas pedal to the floor and just hold it there. Don't worry, the rev limiter will prevent you from doing any damage to the engine. Now slip your foot sideways off the clutch so it pops up really hard, and hold on. When you hear a bang from the back, that will be the first level audible tire level warning indicator. When you hear the second bang it means you still have about 30 seconds left until the tire wear becomes serious. Enjoy!
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08-01-2013, 02:41 PM
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Is this person for real ?
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08-01-2013, 02:57 PM
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this is the sound of 986 insurance rates going up...:ah:
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08-01-2013, 03:08 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Johnny Danger
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Of course not. He thinks he's being funny. It's a good example of why you shouldn't post when you're 'faced.
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08-01-2013, 03:39 PM
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Porsche's are too fragile for that kind of fun. You'll brake things continuously.
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08-01-2013, 03:42 PM
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Sounds like this is a Squid!!!
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08-01-2013, 03:48 PM
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Do I hear a post about 'proper ways to drive a Porsche' in the offing?
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08-01-2013, 03:54 PM
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jakesbox
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I dont think he is asking what you guys think. He wants to know how to do Dougnuts ...which has nothing to do with cars. Find a dude name Doug and grab his nuts...that simple
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08-01-2013, 04:10 PM
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Ask Homer Simpson he loves Doug nuts
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08-01-2013, 04:12 PM
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Simple, actually...
- Get up and dressed by 8:00 am
- Go to garage
- Lower top and start car
- Drive directly to Dunkin Donuts while observing the rules of the road
- Order a dozen donuts of your choice along with a cup of java
- Place the box of donuts on passenger seat and the coffee in the cup holder
- Restart car
- Proceed to nearest interstate entrance
- Enter highway
- Drive 100+
- When smokey pulls you over, offer him or her a jelly filled donut
- Have one yourself along with a sip of coffee as smokey writes out the speeding ticket and gets ready to arrest you for the attempted bribe.
Now you've done donuts
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08-01-2013, 04:16 PM
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Rennzenn
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Find an autocross school doing a skid pad test.
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08-01-2013, 04:26 PM
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Youtube... you can always find someone doing something dumb.... like donuts in a Boxster.
TVR Chimaera and Porsche Boxster doing donuts! - YouTube
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08-01-2013, 05:02 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dbansal
i just bought a 986... how do I do donuts in it? I wanna go fast!
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First you need LSD dude. Preferably a clutch-pack type for that.
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08-01-2013, 05:19 PM
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still plays with cars...
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Quote:
Originally Posted by woodsman
Porsche's are too fragile for that kind of fun. You'll brake things continuously.
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Then it will go up for sale as "an adult driven vehicle, never abused or raced" Just make sure you get all the rubber off the bumper first.
In all seriousness, these cars aren't made for that type of pounding. Get a Camaro or Mustang if your primary goal is to drive the lips off it.
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08-01-2013, 07:08 PM
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Haha. Thanks for the fun responses. I got bored at work!!
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08-01-2013, 07:15 PM
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reminds me of this
Juan Pablo Montoya playing BMW M5 - YouTube
Monaco Grand Prix winner JPM. But I think he was doing it more as a joke than being all serious like the pimply faced spikey hair guys that pull up to me at red lights wanting to race their STi
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08-01-2013, 07:32 PM
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Empty parking lot in winter -- the boxster does donuts marvelously in the snow.
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08-01-2013, 07:36 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dbansal
i just bought a 986... how do I do donuts in it? I wanna go fast!
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I've seen JD do donuts in his Boxster and it makes him drive much faster.
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