how to do dougnuts?

[Johnny Danger]

Is this person for real ?

[reiver]

this is the sound of 986 insurance rates going up...:ah:

[Mark_T]

Originally Posted by Johnny Danger

Is this person for real ?

Of course not. He thinks he's being funny. It's a good example of why you shouldn't post when you're 'faced.

[woodsman]

Porsche's are too fragile for that kind of fun. You'll brake things continuously.

[Joe B]

Sounds like this is a Squid!!!

[woodsman]

Do I hear a post about 'proper ways to drive a Porsche' in the offing?

[trimer]

I dont think he is asking what you guys think. He wants to know how to do Dougnuts ...which has nothing to do with cars. Find a dude name Doug and grab his nuts...that simple

[thom4782]

Simple, actually...

1. Get up and dressed by 8:00 am
2. Go to garage
3. Lower top and start car
4. Drive directly to Dunkin Donuts while observing the rules of the road
5. Order a dozen donuts of your choice along with a cup of java
6. Place the box of donuts on passenger seat and the coffee in the cup holder
7. Restart car
8. Proceed to nearest interstate entrance
9. Enter highway
10. Drive 100+
11. When smokey pulls you over, offer him or her a jelly filled donut
12. Have one yourself along with a sip of coffee as smokey writes out the speeding ticket and gets ready to arrest you for the attempted bribe.

Now you've done donuts

[BoxsterSteve]

Originally Posted by woodsman

Porsche's are too fragile for that kind of fun. You'll brake things continuously.

Then it will go up for sale as "an adult driven vehicle, never abused or raced" Just make sure you get all the rubber off the bumper first.
In all seriousness, these cars aren't made for that type of pounding. Get a Camaro or Mustang if your primary goal is to drive the lips off it.