Any Singles Out There?

[Skrapmot]

Marriage is not so bad, but kids are what really screw up your life. Once you have kids , no Vegas, no more hobbies, etc, you just spend your remaining hours on this earth picking up their toys, fixing the damage they inflict on everything, and driving a car bigger than what you really want.

[Ghostrider 310]

I understood the joke, still think a dollar sign on a Porsche is like writing "scratch me" on it. To Skrap, I've been helping my dad where I can, he has dementia and the assistance is pretty grim. Point being you may be further ahead of the game than us singles.

[Homeboy981]

Ahhh…but they DO eventually leave home! Granted it may take 30 years, but they do leave! Then, your wife is picking up YOUR toys, teeth and whatever money you have not spent!