I have blood on my brand new tires .. squirrel blood ..

[Johnny Danger]

That's nothing . A few months back I almost hit Michele Bachman while she was crossing the street having her lunch and not paying attention !

[Jager]

Originally Posted by ChrisZang

Better a squirrel than a pheasant .....

Now I'm going to have see my Psychiatrist a few more times this week.

[jdiba]

Sick b$st$rds Sick.

Vijen6. Sorry about your experience. I'm an animal lover too. What kills me is the never ending
road-kill sightings you see as you drive. Bums me out. Would put a damper in your feel-good
ride for sure I guess.

Careful JohnnyD. Karma is a b$tch. Out where you are I'm sure there are moose thumbing
for rides at all hours.

The Michele Bachman photo.....mmmmm. I could go in any number of different ways with THAT

You sure that was LUNCH she was having ? LOL.

[Johnny Danger]

Originally Posted by jdiba

Sick b$st$rds Sick.

Vijen6. Sorry about your experience. I'm an animal lover too. What kills me is the never ending
road-kill sightings you see as you drive. Bums me out. Would put a damper in your feel-good
ride for sure I guess.

Careful JohnnyD. Karma is a b$tch. Out where you are I'm sure there are moose thumbing
for rides at all hours.

The Michele Bachman photo.....mmmmm. I could go in any number of different ways with THAT

You sure that was LUNCH she was having ? LOL.

Sources tell me that it was a GOP (Grand Old Pork) hotdog she was having .

[Jager]

Originally Posted by jdiba

Sick b$st$rds Sick.

My Psychiatrist recommended I also write about all my other similar past experiences. He suggested that I share all my animal tragedies that I’ve had with the Jägermobile; this includes a field mouse, cats, rabbit, roadrunner, deer, bob cat, crow, skunk, armadillo, cats, zebra (obviously this doesn’t happen often so it’s a real good story, it so happens that Randolph Hearst had a collection of exotic animals near his castle just north of here) mountain lion, Texas Long Horn steer, and sparrow… Does anyone care to read about them?

[Johnny Danger]

Originally Posted by Jager

My Psychiatrist recommended I also write about all my other similar past experiences. He suggested that I share all my animal tragedies that I’ve had with the Jägermobile; this includes a field mouse, cats, rabbit, roadrunner, deer, bob cat, crow, skunk, armadillo, cats, zebra (obviously this doesn’t happen often so it’s a real good story, it so happens that Randolph Hearst had a collection of exotic animals near his castle just north of here) mountain lion, Texas Long Horn steer, and sparrow… Does anyone care to read about them?

I would caution you from including this diatribe in the vehicle's car fax report . Also, I'm contacting PETA !

[Ghostrider 310]

Sounds like directory assistance, JD doesn't have peta on speed dial. As for Shelly, what you see in that photo the most is someone unfamiliar with the debauchery of public politics; then again I'm sure she was blissfully quiet during this munch session.

[Johnny Danger]

Originally Posted by Johnny Danger

That's nothing . A few months back I almost hit Michele Bachman while she was crossing the street having her lunch and not paying attention !

I recall reading somewhere that one of Bachman's favorite TV series is Hung . Maybe Jager should run this by his psychiatrist as well. There's something frankly very Freudian about it .

[Ghostrider 310]

Scope out the guy in the background!!! Looks like he's thinking "hey after the warm up period, I got something for ya".

She won't give him any love though, he doesn't have a Porsche

[madmods]

Originally Posted by ChrisZang

Better a squirrel than a pheasant ..... (no it wasn't me)

awww good memories

My most recent high speed hit victim. brouu brouu no more the pigeon. Went right through the windshield and gut open on my shoulder & neck, his crap running down my chest. Leather's pictures not available. gruesome stuff. The corpse fell between the gas tank and where my balls sits. Kept those warm until I pit my sorry arse

[jdiba]

I'm also a card-carrying member of People Eating Tasty Animals :chicken:

[madmods]

Road Kill du Jour anyone?!

[jdiba]

What a campaign slogan THIS woulda been ! HA !

"Vote for Bachman. She'll........."





Some of these mangled animal photos you cats are posting are like scenes from the GodFather for Pete's Sake !


They made a PILLOW out of it ! HAHAHAHAHA
I LOVE it !

On a serious note though I DO love animals. Dogs, cats, horses, squirrels, pheasants, pigeons. I love all animals. Just a little fun.
With the exception of this little dude. He's a pest.

[Johnny Danger]

I have to admit, that photo of Bachman makes me "randy" all over !

[Jager]

Originally Posted by Johnny Danger

I recall reading somewhere that one of Bachman's favorite TV series is Hung . Maybe Jager should run this by his psychiatrist as well. There's something frankly very Freudian about it .

Sorry, my psychiatrist was not aware of any work by Dr. Freud on the subject of corn dogs. When (and why) was the corn dog invented? Maybe someone needs to do some research on corn dogs effects on mankind.

[Johnny Danger]

Originally Posted by Jager

Sorry, my psychiatrist was not aware of any work by Dr. Freud on the subject of corn dogs. When (and why) was the corn dog invented? Maybe someone needs to do some research on corn dogs effects on mankind.

Corn dog - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

[Jager]

Originally Posted by Johnny Danger

Corn dog - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Oh no... The effects on mankind is worse than I thought: National Corndog Day - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

http://www.corndogday.com/