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Old 10-05-2013, 05:24 PM   #1
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So after tearing my computer apart, messing with all the audio settings, spending hours on verifying the audio drivers, it ended up being the volume control on youtube... Somehow it got turned off (small speaker icon at the bottom of the youtube video screen)??? How did that happen???
You'd be amazed at what the SWC (Strategic World Command) can do via satellite.
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You'd be amazed at what the SWC (Strategic World Command) can do via satellite.
SWC?? I think I need to consider what this commercial is telling me:

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Old 10-05-2013, 06:16 PM   #3
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SWC?? I think I need to consider what this commercial is telling me:

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That wimp would get his a** handed to him by a group of Campfire Girls. What a disgrace to the name Danger !
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Danger, danger

I received a suspicious packet today in the mail.
My confidential clearance expired when I left Boeing.
Where's Elizabeth Keen when you need her?
Anyone know the number for the CDC?
Does anyone dare open it without the bomb squad present?
Maybe if I drench it in Mobil 1, it will self destruct.
What to do, what to do..........

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I received a suspicious packet today in the mail.
My confidential clearance expired when I left Boeing.
Where's Elizabeth Keen when you need her?
Anyone know the number for the CDC?
Does anyone dare open it without the bomb squad present?
Maybe if I drench it in Mobil 1, it will self destruct.
What to do, what to do..........

I received one of those packages but only after it went through my Security/Protection screening... The package was cleared, see attached:
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I received one of those packages but only after it went through my Security/Protection screening... The package was cleared
OK, I think I got an idea. If I drive with the bleeder valve open, it will purge anything that may have been cleverly hidden within the contents. Just need to get up to 88mph and keep the flux capacitor filled with yellow banana peels.
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