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imon_2nd 05-11-2016 08:48 PM

67. Architect and engineer. Latest fun project is the Flying Rider bicycle.

GTsilber 05-11-2016 08:50 PM

31, IT program manager, box is my recreational vehicle


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flouese 05-12-2016 02:08 AM

61, 30 year retired USN submarine Sailor, currently strategic weapons security specialist, dream job, busboy at Hooters

achillies 05-12-2016 05:14 AM

63...retired teacher

Ben006 05-12-2016 05:34 AM

24, and in a few month I'll officialy be an automotive technician!

paulofto 05-12-2016 07:06 AM

Like I said in another thread, there are a lot of us old farts on this forum.

62 (this month) Retired, coming up on one year and loving it! Former desk jockey/slacker who fooled them all! Just kidding.

Need_for_speed 05-12-2016 09:30 AM

I'm kind of a private person, so I've been avoiding this thread, but....very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.

My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon. Luge lessons. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking. I suggest you try it.

At the age of 58, I bought my first Boxster. And, well, here I am.

njbray 05-12-2016 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Need_for_speed (Post 495766)
I'm kind of a private person, so I've been avoiding this thread, but....very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.

My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon. Luge lessons. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking. I suggest you try it.

At the age of 58, I bought my first Boxster. And, well, here I am.


Oh my God! You must be my long lost older Brother! That is EXACTLY the same as my upbringing!

Soooo.... any idea what happened to Vilma? :D

DrCactus 05-12-2016 11:13 AM

40, I bring people back to life from the dead. Please pass the salt and pepper - Im hungry.,

paulofto 05-12-2016 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Need_for_speed (Post 495766)
I'm kind of a private person, so I've been avoiding this thread, but....very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.

My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon. Luge lessons. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking. I suggest you try it.

At the age of 58, I bought my first Boxster. And, well, here I am.

OK Dr. Evil, we now know where you have been hiding since the last Austin Powers movie. Now Shhhhh, Zip It, I wanna tell you a little story bout a man name SHHHHH! WWW.Zipit.com.

Need_for_speed 05-12-2016 02:27 PM

So everyone seems surprised by the number of engineers on this forum. What surprises me are the number of Canadians. I had no idea a convertible could be so popular in a country where you can drive with the top down...what...maybe three days a year? I love you guys. Screw the weather. You folks drive with the top down even when the temperature is -90 Celtigrade, or whatever way you measure temperature in your country.

Full disclosure: I once owned a toque and I know how to use it. Truth be told, if that freakish dried-up Halloween pumpkin "businessman" manages to get elected, my wife Cher and I will be applying for citizenship to your wonderful country, so I might need a reference.

Fintro11 05-12-2016 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Need_for_speed (Post 495799)
So everyone seems surprised by the number of engineers on this forum. What surprises me are the number of Canadians. I had no idea a convertible could be so popular in a country where you can drive with the top down...what...maybe three days a year? I love you guys. Screw the weather. You folks drive with the top down even when the temperature is -90 Celtigrade, or whatever way you measure temperature in your country.

Full disclosure: I once owned a toque and I know how to use it. Truth be told, if that freakish dried-up Halloween pumpkin "businessman" manages to get elected, my wife Cher and I will be applying for citizenship to your wonderful country, so I might need a reference.


Not all of canada is Ice and snow :P we might get a inch of snow for one or two days a year here. I leave summer tires on my car year round

Ciao 05-12-2016 06:41 PM

56; Retired Air Force; Program Analyst with the Gov't, working on PhD

chdavis 05-12-2016 09:04 PM

25 years old; Founder and CEO of DVP Management. We manage approximately 70 community associations in the Mid Atlantic region.

paulofto 05-13-2016 05:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Need_for_speed (Post 495799)
So everyone seems surprised by the number of engineers on this forum. What surprises me are the number of Canadians. I had no idea a convertible could be so popular in a country where you can drive with the top down...what...maybe three days a year? I love you guys. Screw the weather. You folks drive with the top down even when the temperature is -90 Celtigrade, or whatever way you measure temperature in your country.

Full disclosure: I once owned a toque and I know how to use it. Truth be told, if that freakish dried-up Halloween pumpkin "businessman" manages to get elected, my wife Cher and I will be applying for citizenship to your wonderful country, so I might need a reference.

I'm not sure what part of New England you are in but I lived in the Toronto area for almost 30 years and our weather was not unlike that of Western New York and points east through to Boston but with less snow. That 'snow belt' from Buffalo through to the East Coast was always a scary proposition.

Where i live now we get severe winters but May through mid October we have very temperate weather and tons of sun. The roads are like crap but the top is down most of the time.

On the Left Coast you have very moderate weather but the risk of rain, steady, drizzly, week long rain, is always a risk. But hell, the roads are better and everything is so green.

-90 Celsius can be expressed as +183 Kelvin. It sounds so much more inviting.

And yes, if The Son Of The Orangutan gets elected you are welcome in the Great White North.

Adrian Thompson 05-13-2016 05:57 AM

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Originally Posted by chdavis (Post 495831)
25 years old; Founder and CEO of DVP Management. We manage approximately 70 community associations in the Mid Atlantic region.

Congratulations on building your business

FoxRvrBox 05-13-2016 06:36 AM

51. Field-level management for an insurance company claims department. Actively involved in farming as well. Got rid of an 85 Corvette and into a Boxster (upgrade!) a few summers ago.

03 Boxster 2.7 L 5 speed
15 Cadillac SRX
13 Equinox (on the way out)
14 Chrysler 200 (DD)
85 Corvette (3+4 OD manual transmission, straight pipes) gone but not forgotten
Several Dodge Chargers (company cars!)

ksjohn 05-13-2016 01:16 PM

55, an analyst for the printing industry (aka. printing geek)

99 Boxster 2.5, 5 speed, daily driver #2
02 BMW 330 ci, daily driver #1
85 BMW 635 csi, just for fun

Spirit_RE 05-13-2016 04:01 PM

Just turned 27.

I'm an architect.

'99 Boxster (fun)
'12 Mazda2 (daily)
'84 RX-7 (project)

clabar1 05-14-2016 04:10 PM

What are your age and profession
 
68, Retired old fart, I've done every thing to extremes and now I'm a titanium dinosaur. NfS is my kid brother. Used him as trip wire detector when night-vision kaput.








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