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View Poll Results: I would rather eat the following than drive a Solstice, Miata, Volks Cabrio, etc..
Eat a spoonful of Mayonnaise that has been in the hot sun for a couple days 2 11.11%
Eat a greasy pork sandwich served on a dirty ashtray 4 22.22%
Eat a tub of butter with an ice cream scoop 2 11.11%
Eat a milkshake made with Crisco and jalapenos 2 11.11%
Or I would drive one of the above and just tuck my hangies and put on a skirt 8 44.44%
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Old 07-15-2005, 08:25 PM   #1
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I would rather eat this than drive a Solstice, Miata, Volks Cabrio, etc...

I would rather eat the following than drive a Solstice, MR2, Volkswagen Cabrio, Miata etc....

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Old 07-16-2005, 07:13 AM   #2
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Man, not many low-fat choices in the poll...

Given insufficient funds for a Boxster I'd gladly drive those cars over an Accord or Camry. Fortunately, I won't have to worry about this once my Grand Boxster Plan (TM) comes into fruition later this summer.
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Old 07-16-2005, 10:30 AM   #3
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don't let insufficient funds rob you of your dream car. Do what I did!

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Old 07-16-2005, 07:50 PM   #4
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Holy crap, Randall!! Did that site actually help you get your car!?
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Old 07-17-2005, 01:15 PM   #5
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I got about $75 bucks off it. One kid saw the link on Xanga.com TWO MONTHS AGO after I'd had the car for 11 months and paypal'd me $20! Mostly friends and relatives donated to tell you the truth. But there were a few total strangers. I'd have made far more if someone had sent the site into a radio station or if it got a big promotion.

I tell you what though... no one I know thought I'd have the balls to do something so shameless.

I put it up as a joke thinking if an idiotic college kid could wrack up 25k in credit card debt being stupid and get total strangers to donate to them, people would donate to my cause because it's worthy...yes, WORTHY.

I bet a few of the members of this forum would have given me a buck to realize my dream! OK, maybe not, but it's a happy thought I'm holding on to so no one post that they think I'm out of my mind, ok?

I tell you what. You put up a similar site, and I will donate to your worthy cause. It's the least I can do. Remember that movie with the little boy who told everyone to pay it forward?
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Old 07-17-2005, 01:39 PM   #6
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I didn't know anyone had the balls to do that...totally tasteless. I love it!

I see someone went with the tub of butter option on the poll...wow! A true Solstice hater.
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Old 07-18-2005, 11:18 AM   #7
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Wow, very resourceful!

I like your page on maintenance/repair hints & tips! I'm sure many people will find it useful.

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Old 07-18-2005, 11:53 AM   #8
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Glad you enjoyed it. I decided to put that page up after reading the same nubie questions over and over and realizing I asked them too!

Now all I have to do is get it recongnized through the search engines by having lots and lots of people link to it.
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What could possibly be better than owning a Porsche? Love that page

Well done......

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Old 07-18-2005, 01:40 PM   #10
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I already enjoy a good Crisco/Jalepeno milkshake... is that weird?
At least I drive a Boxster
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Old 07-18-2005, 02:24 PM   #11
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John, I knew we were kindred spirits. Good to know another brother who drives a boxster is here!
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Old 07-18-2005, 07:05 PM   #12
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I knew you guys were out there! I was starting to get concerned with the Solstice/Miata conversations. Keep the faith!
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What could possibly be better than owning a Porsche? Love that page

Well done......

I completely agree friends...
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Old 07-18-2005, 07:18 PM   #14
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Rail, you can be sure one will have his faith challenged by this world. I just hoped it never came down to asking me to drive another domestic car. Doh!

"Oh God, please oh please don't make me drive a Pontiac. Amen"

Now, like Paul, I'd be happy with a lot and happy with a little, but I gotta tell you, I think that word "happy" could easily be defined as REAL happy (Porsche) or GRIN AND BEAR IT happy (non-Porsche).

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