Sure! For just $38,500 I'd be happy to give you the keys... but you're no idiot so I know that won't happen.
Frankly, I will never be able to sell my boxster, even if I win a Carrerra. If I did, I would be forced to financially realize a whopping loss and I just can't stomach the fact that I've poured three time's a car's value into it since I purchased it!
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