He Seriously Pissed Her Off!!!

[Grizzly]

I posted this just for fun, but in seriousness I agree with the posters who think the owner did the damage himself. The job is just too thorough. It looks like an insurance fraud case to me.

[dmcutter]

I think it was a bunch of berserk women who listened to Carrie Underwood's song just a few too many times.

[vath2001]

Ya know, I think I dated her? The girl who did the car job..... not Carrie.
Carrie still won't return my calls.... darn restraining orders!

[stuttgart46]

It would be a decent candidate for a Spec Boxster except for the Tiptronic.