I have two jobs, during the week I am a safety-compliance electrical engineer (environmental police) and on the weekends I am a barber (a gig I picked up to pay for college). So I can cut your hair and tell you how you are going to be in trouble with OSHA. Haha!
Thought about doing large animal work, but too many of the formerly large animal practitioners/now-instructors seemed to ambulate with pronounced limps. Seemed risky.
And yes, unless it gets out of hand, I'll try to answer questions about members' pooches and kitties.