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Old 04-25-2007, 08:59 PM   #1
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I know it's not easy to get chicks for you, being that you are in fact yourself, but under-age girls are not the answer to your problems.
Actually, I've been happily, faithfully married for 18 years. Before that, I was banging some fat, stinky, hippo-looking chick from New York...Oh...wait...I think I'm your father!
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Old 04-26-2007, 03:56 AM   #2
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Actually, I've been happily, faithfully married for 18 years. Before that, I was banging some fat, stinky, hippo-looking chick from New York...Oh...wait...I think I'm your father!


Let's try to keep the tall tales to a minimum, kiddie.


We both know that you would be booted from your fruit-loopy pig circle if they knew you were messing around with women.


How can you violate the standards that you yourself exemplified for so long?




This is not a good day for fruit-loopy pigs...
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Old 04-26-2007, 06:06 AM   #3
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Let's try to keep the tall tales to a minimum, kiddie.

We both know that you would be booted from your fruit-loopy pig circle if they knew you were messing around with women.

How can you violate the standards that you yourself exemplified for so long?

This is not a good day for fruit-loopy pigs...

Dude. What in God's name are you babbling about? It's not even fun to argue with you because you make zero sense.

Did you miss snack time or something? Is the lack of sugar in your fat body making you incoherent?

Perhaps the smell from your diaper is clouding your thoughts. Is that it?

Have a few more Pop Tarts, ask your Step-monster to change your Huggie and see if you become more lucid.
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