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Originally Posted by Perfectlap
Great! when I can I move to Houston? RN, I'm going to report you to the Toursim board.  |
Actually, we're overcrowded here and this is my organic attempt to run off would-be move-ins! Besides, the tourism board knows all about our skyrocketing murder rates. I heard rumors of making a new marketing byline for Houston.
Houston: We've got it all:
"A great place to die. Just ask most anyone if they're still alive."
"Our heat and humidity will completely eliminate purgatory in the afterlife as 'time served' "
"Soaring crime and property taxes, not to mention some of the most poorly paved roads in the nation! What more could you ask for?"