FINAL CONCLUSION
My now good friend, arenared, PMed me and brought light to my predicament.
If you notice my descriptions...Loss in 1st and 2nd gear, torquey in 5th gear, fast in 3rd gear, it leads to one conclusion: There is a loss at high RPM.
I would have never considered this. I always assumed that the high end yielded the most gains.
I am going to return this product A.S.A.P.
Meeting a girl Thursday night and have an auto-x Sunday but Monday I am going to...immediately.
Thanks to everyone for your insight and thanks especially to arenared for showing me what was right under my nose.
I no longer recommend this product for a 987 if it is your only mod.
Sorry guys if I caused you trouble