[ohioboxster]

Landolls does look really cool and would be fine with me too.
I have never auto-x'ed my car and dont know what DE means.
Mike we need to prepare Randall for Ohio so here are a few things he needs to know............

You think all Pro football teams are supposed to wear orange!

You know all the 4 seasons: winter, still winter, almost winter and road
construction.

You live less than 30 miles from a college or university.

You know what a buckeye really is, and have a recipe for candied ones.

"Toward the lake" means "north" and "toward the river" means "south."

You know if other Ohioans are from southern or northern Ohio as soon as
they open their mouths.

You can spell words like Cuyahoga, Olentangy, Bellefontaine, Tuscarawas,
Wapakoneta and you know which letter is doubled in Cincinnati!

"Vacation! " means spending a day at Cedar Point in the summer and deer
hunting in the fall.

You measure distance in minutes.

Your school classes were cancelled because of cold.

Your school classes were cancelled because of heat.

You've had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.

You know what should be knee-high by the Fourth of July.

You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. For example:
Where's my coat at?"

You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both
unlocked.

You think of the major four food groups as corn, pork, beer, and Jell-O
salad with marshmallows.

You carry jumper cables in your car.

You know what 'pop' is.

You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
(Amen!)

You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightgown.

The local paper covers national and international headlines on one page,
but requires six pages for sports.

You know which leaves make good toilet paper.

Someone sent me this in my e-mail today from Jeff Foxworthy