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This is hilarious -- did you guys see his "guarantee" which is, in his own words, legally binding? It reads:
Mr. ______________________has on this day paid for a set of Jay Senoff's Porsche Boxster windscreens.
It is agreed that the purchaser may return to me, within thirty days from date of receiving the windscreen.
With this certificate properly signed , I will return the all monies paid as cheerfully as I took it. ______________
The second paragraph merely states that you're allowed to see him again (it says you can return to him, not that you can return a product to him)...
...and the third paragraph says that if the certificate is "properly" signed (I guess properly must mean that you use your hand instead of your foot to hold the pen?), he will return ALL MONIES PAID. Wow, that's great -- all monies paid by whom to whom? By me to my mortgage company? Awesome! By the entire US population to the IRS? Even better!
This is awesome... I needed a good Monday morning laugh. Thanks, Jay!
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