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Originally Posted by clabar1
I can shoot, play war, jump from planes, and patch a bullet hole. Can't fix a car or toilet. Wife says I'm only good for walking the dog. The dog doesn't act enthused. C'est la ve.
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I can't shoot.
I can't patch a bullet hole.
I can't fix a modern car.
I can't fix a toilet.
I don't own a dog.
I can kill spiders, and that makes the wife happy.
It sounds like you might be x-military? If so,.....thank you for your service.