Ted Cruz would be an air-cooled 911 - A purist true to the original cause.
Jeb would be a 991, Dubya would be a 997, and George H. would be a 996 - After each change, everyone would wonder if the lineage is getting better or worse.
Marco Rubio would be a Cayman - Well balanced but always underpowered.
Rand Paul would be a Cayenne - It was a novel idea..... fifteen years ago.
John Kasich would be a Macan - You know, the sensible, boring one that your mom would choose.
Trump would be a 930 Turbo - Sounds great, but ready to go out of control at any moment.
Chris Christy would be a Panamera - Bloated with a big ass.
Ben Carson would be a Mission E - Still needs four more years of development.
And... wait for it .... Carly Fiorina would be a Boxster - its a chick car!
Disclaimer: Its just forum humor. This was all in fun. Please no death threats. We can make fun of Democrats next. No cats were threatened or harmed in the writing of this post.
Disclaimer #2: Clearly, I have way too much f'ing time on my hands this evening.