[jcslocum]

Great post, I have a resurrection post going to in the general section.

If you jump the fuel pump relay you must hear the pump run. If not you have a bad fuel pump.

You have spark, so the crank position sensor is good.

Mess with the fuel pump and see if it's just seized from sitting, s few gentle taps with a rubber hammer.

Plus, as has been pointed out, the steering wheel is on the wrong side. That may be the root of your problems...��