Ok guys, I updated the OP with more details of the issue! Bad news and horrible news
Bad news
Car was working for a week. Put some gas in it and everything seemed to be dandy. But it got worse.
It just stopped staying on. It would turn on for 3 seconds and shut down. I tried it enough over 2 days that now it doesn't even turn on anymore.
I uploaded a video of the event. This was last night.
http://youtu.be/N5sAB14e2GY
Horrible news
Wife hasn't left yet
Any advice?