Last Saturday evening I stopped at the local convenience store to grab a Mtn Dew. As I parked my $18,000 16 year-old 996, 2 Rednecks in their new $60,000, 3/4 ton, 4x4 Ford diesel crew cab, jacked-up BroDozer parked about two stalls away and went inside.
I grabbed my Dew and ended up in line next to them, where Redneck #1 was holding a case of beer.
Just to make conversation, I said to #1 "Looks like you guys have a good evening planned."
Redneck #2 kinda sneered at me and said "Yeah. We're just going home with our ol' ladies and drinking beer. We ain't no rich guy out cruising town in our Porch."
I just chuckled and said "Well, you guys enjoy your evening."
I didn't know I was a rich guy driving a Porch.
