They probably look pretty close to those poor guys on this forum who bought their 986's new reading the title of your thread..........
Not knocking you Jake, I'm truly envious of your position at your age. When I was in high school (late 70's / early 80's) we hated yet secretly were green with envy of 3 guys; '69 Z/28, '70 W-30 442 and a Real Superbird.
I was sporting a puke green Maverick, Boss 302 motor and Toploader 4 speed transplanted into it.