[Timco]

Originally Posted by Frodo

A few more from one of my favorite comedians of all time...

--I don’t get no respect. Every time I get on an elevator, the elevator attendant always asks me the same question: “Basement?”

--I don’t get no respect. Lots of women get morning sickness when they’re pregnant; my mom got sick after I was born.

--This steak is so tough it still has the marks where the jockey was kickin’ it

--I don’t get no respect. The other day I was standing outside my hotel and the doorman told me to call him a cab.

--Hey, somebody step on a duck?

I tell ya, I get no respect.......

When my dog humps my leg, he won't even look me in the eye!