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Old 12-04-2013, 06:05 PM   #16
Timco
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Originally Posted by Johnny Danger View Post
Why are hamburgers so smart ? Because they went to "cow-lege".
Just for that........

Guy goes to the dentist. Has a problem with his upper plate.

Dentist asks what he's been eating?? Says he loves eggs Benedict. Eats it every day.

Dentist says oh, I see the problem. You need a chrome upper plate!

Guy says why??

Dentist says...........(wait for it).............

















There's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise........
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