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An old joke, but still one of my favorites...
A salesman was driving along when he got a flat tire on his car. He pulled over to change the tire. After placing the spare tire on the car, he looked around but couldn't find any of the lug nuts. He noticed that the ground where he put the lug nuts sloped down towards a sewer grate and realized the nuts probably rolled down the slope and into the open grate.
"What am I going to do now?" he wondered aloud.
"I have a solution." came a voice from nowhere.
The salesman turned and realized that he was parked in front of a mental institution and a patient had been watching the whole scene unfold from behind the fence.
"What is your solution? asked the salesman.
"Take one lug nut from each of the other 3 wheels and use those three to hold the fourth wheel on until you can drive slowly over to a garage to replace the missing lug nuts." said the patient.
"What an intelligent solution" exclaimed the salesman. "Why didn't I think of that??"
"Hey, I'm in here because I'm crazy...not because I'm stupid."
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2000 Boxster S, 6 speed, Sport Package, Litronics, LED tail lights, LNE IMS-B, OBC, Skybreaker wind deflector, Arctic Silver/Graphite Grey
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