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I stepped out of my front door during winter. Second step on ice put me down a flight of 16 Stairs where I landed square on my back on concrete edge of the first stair. I somehow dragged myself into the Boxster and drove to the emergency room. I learned that day what a rodeo clown feels when he's kicked in the back by a bull. Although I didn't sleep on my back for months by some miracle nothing was broken.