[Perfectlap]

it amazes me how people will circle around for 10 minutes to find a parking spot near the entrance of a store just to avoid having to walk an extra 60 seconds or less. Or worse the maroons who will park right next to you even though the parking lot is 80% empty.
One time someone did this before I walked too far away so I got back in the car and moved it 10 feet right in front of them. I'm 99% sure they have no idea what they did was retarded.

Another time a lady friend of mine started whining about walking that whole 60 seconds and I told her to count the number of cars near the entrance that had no door dings. I think she found one out of every 8 cars had pristine doors.