[jb92563]

My current daily driver is the black 99 Jeep Wrangler with a cracked exhaust header.

I stand my ground with dopey drivers hoping to see my tires rub their mirrors off.

If they are really annoying I get beside them hit the gas and then gear down and coast so a nice throaty rumble and backfire are emitted.

They respond as if someone was shooting at them with a shot gun and their attitude changes to much more conservative in a heart beat. Scares the crap out of them I think.

I have observed that most of these dummies are cell phoning, arguing with a passenger or trying to beat the kids in the back seat into submission.

You have feel a little sorry for them as you know that Darwin will pick them off before they ever get old enough to enjoy a Porsche of their own.

I usually laugh instead of curse, but it sure is fun to string together some curses and try to be original each time. I try adding a southern drawl if I cant be original with the words.

One time (parked) I released some tension by doing the curse thing and using the free Songify App on my iPhone to turn it in to a song. I was laughing so hard at the resulting song I could not drive for a few minutes more.

I highly recommend it, hilarious to the nth degree and gets the good endorphins really flowing.