Just cuz we don't need them doesn't mean we don't have them.
Here's my slightly customized Colt Combat Elite in .45 ACP, complete with Dwyer group-gripper with full length guide rod, Chip McCormick titanium trigger, extended mag well, Wilson 7-round mag, and cocobolo grips. Yee-ha.
You might be surprised to find out just how many Canadian gun owners there are, despite our government's best efforts.