Adam,
You've been a long time contributor to this forum and I definitely
don't think you're being unreasonable with your experiences. I hope I don't come across as slamming you...as that's not the case.
Remember, I'm an engineer so I tend to be more skeptical of products than most. I too wouldn't recommend a product unless I'm satisfied with it. I just hate to see words like "placebo" affect being tossed around when a product's effectiveness is very real.
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