Last update, I promise:
Got my rotors and brake pads changed. No more squeaking.
Of course, I am about $1300 less rich. :'(
He said there was a huge "lip" on it which was causing the squeak and he couldn't believe the other Porsche dealer said that was normal.
ALSO, completely ironic... when I was giving him my address we found out that he lived in the EXACT SAME apartment as me. Pretty cool guy as well. Small world!