Originally Posted by PWebRPH

Those examples are pretty bad, and I know goofing on how conservative most things are here in Utah is beating a dead horse, but last year after a complaint by some moron they made a guy with a plate that said MERLOT have it changed or face a fine. Something about glorifying alcohol or something. Either way the poor sap had to have it changed even though he just was a wine lover (and his Lexus was kinda maroonish in color).
Seriously, if it wasn't for the great skiing and hiking here this state would be the most colossal laughing stock on the planet.