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Originally Posted by Dr. Kill
The owner of a strip-club a few blocks down from my house owns a silver one. He also has a Cayenne Turbo.
On Sunday mornings when coming home from Church, we will often see one of his nice Porsches parked outside. Fortunately when passing by there, my wife knows me well enough that she understands the far-away look in my eyes and mild drooling have all to do with the cars, and not the establishment.
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As a Christian brother, I urge you to visit this man and compel him to come to church with you. Of course, when you go inside and ask for the owner, you must keep your eyes squarely on the carpet at all times.
We need more CGT owners in church. It's missing something... more exotic Porsche owners. Yeah, that's what we need...