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[Johnny Danger]

Originally Posted by schnellman

I found her cold and wet in the backyard. I'm hoping my wife will let me keep her.

Now that you brought her indoors, I hope that she's warm and moist.

[Frodo]

Originally Posted by Johnny Danger

Now that you brought her indoors, I hope that she's warm and moist.

Judging from her attire, I'm sure she's warm. Moist?? Depends on whether he's playin' his cards right...and on the degree of spousal interference.