Make a deal with her...let her drive the Subaru to catch the bugs and you'll drive right behind her in the Porsche

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I live out in the country in NC, during May the bugs right after dark are awful the last 2 miles of the drive. I like to play golf until almost dark but the bugs cover my car in just those 2 miles. This is nuts but sometimes I'll wait for a car to come and then follow them for that stretch of road...works every time